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RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Rebeltopia - 04-15-2014
**gasps**
ESCADE!!!! Mrs Team Cake herself!! How could you betray us so!?!?
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Ryccia - 04-15-2014
I saw the pie! Ugh, why, Bishop Escade? Why did you betray cake? God and cake will dissaprove your actions. I cannot believe this! One of our bishops, giving pie?! I say, remove her! But if she burns that pie, we're all good.
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Kris Kringle - 04-15-2014
Bishop Escade is being warned for heretic activities. If she does not renounce them then she will be removed from her position and excommunicated from the Church of Cake.
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Glorious Sun - 04-15-2014
Cake Cake, the glorious.......confection!(That sounded better in my head, but cake tastes batter on my tongue..) Worship Cake Oh Mortals, that you may not perish to the land of BBQ!! Heed me Oh pharisees, see the truth in all its sugar-coatedness!! (Pun intended)
Id like to get a position in the Grand Church of Cake! I have strong beliefs in Cake and its ultimate power!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Salaxalans - 04-15-2014
I wish to join the glorious Church of Cake! Praise cake!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Kris Kringle - 04-15-2014
The Glorious Sun and The Salaxalans have been admitted as Deacons of the Church of Cake. Welcome!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Glorious Sun - 04-15-2014
Praise Cake!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-16-2014
I wish to lodge an official protest against your false religion! Your recent Imprisonment of The United Solar Republic is the last straw! For too long have you run wild with your misguided dessert cult! I further object to your use of summary imprisonment and threats of execution against citizens of The South Pacific for merely trying to exercise their right to choose their own dessert! I further feel that your blatant tyranny on this matter is a cause for immense concern! I call upon all freedom loving individuals in TSP, stand against the so-called-church of cake, it has shown itself to be evil and corrupt, and is perpetrating a war on a basic freedom! I say to you all, Join the Ice-creamists Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts and take a stand against the totalitarian Cakists!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Ryccia - 04-16-2014
Sorry, cake is awesome.
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Glorious Sun - 04-16-2014
(04-16-2014, 02:19 AM)The Union of Free Individuals Wrote: I wish to lodge an official protest against your false religion! Your recent Imprisonment of The United Solar Republic is the last straw! For too long have you run wild with your misguided dessert cult! I further object to your use of summary imprisonment and threats of execution against citizens of The South Pacific for merely trying to exercise their right to choose their own dessert! I further feel that your blatant tyranny on this matter is a cause for immense concern! I call upon all freedom loving individuals in TSP, stand against the so-called-church of cake, it has shown itself to be evil and corrupt, and is perpetrating a war on a basic freedom! I say to you all, Join the Ice-creamists Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts and take a stand against the totalitarian Cakists!
My dear sir...ARE YOU A LOON SON?! Cake is the thing! We protect the south pacific from the wrath of the Cake God!wetry and make itthat people may not perish into eternal death inthe land of pie! Heed our warnings! Youve been warned....
-TGS: Deacon of the Church
P.S. I am imprisoning you on my authority until Kris sees the blasphemy and gives his grand verdict. Plead for Cakes mercy!