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RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-17-2014
You may imprison one of us, but we are legion, and we will not stop, the world will know the truth, The Cake is a Lie! The Cakists stomp upon the rights of the people, using the edicts of their false idol as a justification for injustice! The world will know of your treachery! Let them choose to not eat cake!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Ryccia - 04-17-2014
What legion? I see none. I only see a legion of the Church of Cake, the true church.
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Glorious Sun - 04-17-2014
(04-17-2014, 11:04 AM)Ryccia Wrote: What legion? I see none. I only see a legion of the Church of Cake, the true church.
LONG LIVE CAKE!!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Farengeto - 04-17-2014
If you want to continue this holy war, then it's time for action! My cake brethren, I propose a final solution! If these heretics want our blood then we shall let them burn. Join your arsenal with ours and create the Doomsday Grid! Then we cannot lose! We must protect ourselves from the madness with M.A.D.!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Glorious Sun - 04-17-2014
Hell why not! Lets get these pie hethens!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Ryccia - 04-17-2014
How about I be Cake General of the Holy Legion of Cake? To battle, where we shall destroy these hethens! War!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Solar System Scope - 04-17-2014
This thing is a complete disaster. I DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Horse - 04-17-2014
INFIDELS
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - Kris Kringle - 04-18-2014
From the Bishop:
- There shall be a Cake Guard composed of all members of the Church of Cake that volunteer. It shall be tasked with enforcing the decisions and orders of the College of Bishops.
- I command that the Union of Free Individuals be taken to a reeducation course on the goodness of cake.
- Escade is being removed from her position as Bishop and the Cake Guard must take her to a reeducation course as well.
- The Glorious Sun and Farengeto have been promoted to Priests of the Church of Cake for their piety and commitment to the defence of Cake.
RE: Join the Church of Cake! - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-18-2014
I need no reeducation! Cake is good but cake is not god! Freedom of dessert is a basic right and you spit upon it!!