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Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Kris Kringle - 10-12-2015
SCYLLA CAUGHT STEALING HATS
by Kringalia
Government Island — Reports from the Government Island Police Department indicate that an arrest warrant has been issued for Scylla. Captain Drama L. Lama explained that there is abundant evidence pointing to Scylla as an infamous hat thief that had been chased for months. Recent high profile victims were State Security Councillor Sam111 and Minister of Regional Affairs Kringalia, whose hats disappeared at times when Scylla was near them, allegedly in a shady establishment known as the Lampshade Bar.
Captain Lama assured everyone that "Scylla is harmless...mostly...I hope...uh, any other questions?". However, other sentational theories claim that Scylla is using hats to sell them on the black market, or even that he is the leader of a gang that turns hats into low quality lampshades that are then sold to newcomers for half the price. None of these claims have any evidentiary basis.
In the meantime, Scylla's whereabouts are unknown, but a large deployment of hatless police officers has been seen throughout Market Street.
by Kringalia
Government Island — Reports from the Government Island Police Department indicate that an arrest warrant has been issued for Scylla. Captain Drama L. Lama explained that there is abundant evidence pointing to Scylla as an infamous hat thief that had been chased for months. Recent high profile victims were State Security Councillor Sam111 and Minister of Regional Affairs Kringalia, whose hats disappeared at times when Scylla was near them, allegedly in a shady establishment known as the Lampshade Bar.
Captain Lama assured everyone that "Scylla is harmless...mostly...I hope...uh, any other questions?". However, other sentational theories claim that Scylla is using hats to sell them on the black market, or even that he is the leader of a gang that turns hats into low quality lampshades that are then sold to newcomers for half the price. None of these claims have any evidentiary basis.
In the meantime, Scylla's whereabouts are unknown, but a large deployment of hatless police officers has been seen throughout Market Street.
RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Kris Kringle - 10-12-2015
The plot thickens:
Code:
00:45 Scylla: Hey
00:45 Scylla: That's I only stole Sam's! :P
00:45 Scylla: that's false*, I
00:46 Scylla realises I just admitted to stealing Sam's
00:46 ProfessorHenn: Lol.
00:46 ProfessorHenn: What about my Infernal Fedora from
00:46 ProfessorHenn: A month ago?
00:46 ProfessorHenn: Whas that you too
00:47 Kringle: It probably was
00:47 Scylla throws a hat out the window like a frisbee
00:47 Scylla: Of course not!RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Scylla - 10-12-2015
I din do nuffin!
*balances stack of hats*
RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Punchwood - 10-12-2015
*Gasps* He sells low quality lampshades? Disgusting!
RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Scylla - 10-12-2015
Hey hey hey! That rumour ain't true. I ain't no fraud. My lampshades are of the highest quality, that gang ain't got nuffin' to do with me. Hats are hats, lampshades are lampshades; I wouldn't dare desecrate the sacred lampshade.
RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - rhinotaz - 10-12-2015
Oh, really?! If that is the case, you'd know the answer to this simple question: how many lampshades does it take to deep-fry a waffle once you've acquired the wobbly pi continuous of the booze matrix?
RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Darkstrait - 10-13-2015
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RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - rhinotaz - 10-13-2015
Shhh, don't give him tips!
Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - ProfessorHenn - 10-13-2015
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RE: Scylla Caught Stealing Hats - Scylla - 10-13-2015
(10-12-2015, 09:38 AM)rhinotaz Wrote: Oh, really?! If that is the case, you'd know the answer to this simple question: how many lampshades does it take to deep-fry a waffle once you've acquired the wobbly pi continuous of the booze matrix?Cake.
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