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RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - Escade - 01-10-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - GI-Land - 01-11-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - Escade - 01-11-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - GI-Land - 01-12-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
On a lonely island with a nice, white beach witth palm trees and a volcano.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - Ausstan - 01-15-2017
You hear a rumbling. The volcano is beginning to erupt! The unicorn leaves through the portal, saying something about racism.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - GI-Land - 01-15-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
On a lonely island with a nice, white beach witth palm trees and a volcano.
You hear a rumbling. The volcano is beginning to erupt! The unicorn leaves through the portal, saying something about racism.
That's the moment you notice, you're black.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - Ausstan - 01-15-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
On a lonely island with a nice, white beach witth palm trees and a volcano.
You hear a rumbling. The volcano is beginning to erupt! The unicorn leaves through the portal, saying something about racism.
That's the moment you notice, you're black.
You turn and start to run. What do I do, you start screaming. Then a police car pulls up in front of you.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - GI-Land - 01-15-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
On a lonely island with a nice, white beach witth palm trees and a volcano.
You hear a rumbling. The volcano is beginning to erupt! The unicorn leaves through the portal, saying something about racism.
That's the moment you notice, you're black.
You turn and start to run. "What do I do?", you start screaming. Then a police car pulls up in front of you.
"Have you got a weapon?", the police officer asks you.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - Escade - 01-15-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
On a lonely island with a nice, white beach with palm trees and a volcano.
You hear a rumbling. The volcano is beginning to erupt! The unicorn leaves through the portal, saying something about racism.
That's the moment you notice, you're black.
You turn and start to run. "What do I do?" you start screaming. Then a police car pulls up in front of you.
"Have you got a weapon?" the police officer asks you.
"Good afternoon, office and of course not. Why would I need a weapon on this paradisical island?" You smile and try to stay calm.
RE: 100 Post Story: You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because... - Ausstan - 01-15-2017
You walk into the Lampshade Bar and Grill and gasp because a unicorn replaced the RandomGuy as a waiter. The unicorn snorts at you and says, "What are you looking at? Never seen a unicorn mixing drinks before?"
I answered, still surprised, "Uhm....No?"
"Well, this isn't a museum. Order or leave" answers the unicorn, rolling its eyes.
"Ok....uhm.....I'll take a BBQ-Burger and a SPIT, please."
The unicorn says, "That'll be right up. Hey you want to try something new." It shows you something sparkly...
"Uhhh.....sure."
"Good... Good...", the unicorn replies thoughtfully.
It goes into the kitchen and...brings out a cake that at first sight looks like it's a llama made out of pure sugar and cotton candy.
You stood there, surprised by the size of the cake.
Hesitatingly you take a slice, the texture is surprisingly rich and then the walls around you being to shift and change...a vortex open and when you can open your eyes you are...
On a lonely island with a nice, white beach with palm trees and a volcano.
You hear a rumbling. The volcano is beginning to erupt! The unicorn leaves through the portal, saying something about racism.
That's the moment you notice, you're black.
You turn and start to run. "What do I do?" you start screaming. Then a police car pulls up in front of you.
"Have you got a weapon?" the police officer asks you.
"Good afternoon, office and of course not. Why would I need a weapon on this paradisical island?" You smile and try to stay calm.
The police officer is suspicious. He looks at your pockets and asks you to empty them. You do as he asks and see a...