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If You're Happy... - Dillguy9 - 08-22-2018
This is just stupid...
Goal: Either find another ending to "If You're Happy and You Know It..." or create a new version that follows the same rhythm/pitch pattern.
Rules: Keep it generally appropriate; nothing too NSFW or offensive (keep it to vague references and casual jokes).
Have fun!
Starts crying as he realizes what he has done..."
...If You're Happy and You Know It...
RE: If You're Happy... - Midand - 08-22-2018
If you're happy and you know it...
...overthrow the elitist government and establish a new government based on your own morals and ideologies. Viva la revolution!
RE: If You're Happy... - Roavin - 08-23-2018
If you're happy and you know it, ban Midand!
(hey it rhymes
)
RE: If You're Happy... - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-23-2018
(Directed to Midand)
If you're happy and you know it, take a stand!
RE: If You're Happy... - Qwert - 08-23-2018
If you're happy and you know it, you've probably forgotten some bad memory that you need to dwell some more on.
RE: If You're Happy... - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-23-2018
If you're happy and you know it, you've lied to yourself.
RE: If You're Happy... - Dillguy9 - 08-23-2018
If you're happy and you know it, you've wasted your life.
RE: If You're Happy... - Midand - 08-24-2018
If you're happy and you know it...
Get very sheepish and nervous and start backtracking while saying, "Erm...that was a funny joke right...?"
RE: If You're Happy... - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-24-2018
If you're happy and you know it, our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other – Bourgeoisie and Proletariat. From the serfs of the Middle Ages sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements of the bourgeoisie were developed. The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up fresh ground for the rising bourgeoisie. The East-Indian and Chinese markets, the colonisation of America, trade with the colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development. The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle class; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.
RE: If You're Happy... - Midand - 08-24-2018
If you're happy and you know it...
Secretly fashion plans to overthrow the government and incite the citizens to revolt.