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Corrupt a Wish
#2,121
12-02-2017, 11:35 PM

Granted, but its been discontinued with the last one placed in a museum for discontinued cup ramen flavors.

I wish world happiness which also includes keeping me happy.
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#2,122
12-04-2017, 09:33 AM

Granted, the planet's atmosphere is now 83% laughing gas, leading to widespread, hilarious deaths.


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#2,123
01-20-2018, 12:42 AM

Granted, it walked away instead.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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#2,124
01-25-2018, 07:31 PM

Granted, but now you have to go back to a terrible, boring job.

I wish I had a functioning phone.

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#2,125
01-28-2018, 05:15 PM

Granted, but you can but you have to pay a 100USD per minute call, 69.99USD per text message or and 35USD per megabyte for data usage.

I wish for cheeseburger.
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#2,126
01-31-2018, 03:46 AM

Granted, but every bite you take gives you an electric shock that makes sticking a fork in a socket feel like a gentle tickle.

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#2,127
03-08-2018, 10:09 PM

Granted, but you wasted by not specifying what that wish was.

I wish for eternal youth
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#2,128
03-09-2018, 12:33 AM

Granted, but as youre not able to do it yourself noone ever empties your nappy making you constantly sick (and smelly ?).

I wish for a day off work to go to the beach.
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#2,129
03-09-2018, 03:38 AM

So now I'm the boss baby? Well, it appears your wish has been granted. Unfortunately you've been fired from your job and almost killed by a humboldt squid.

Now I wish for a 12th level intellect.
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#2,130
03-09-2018, 05:05 PM

Granted, but you are blind, deaf, dumb and entirely numb all over, so that the wish is entirely useless.

I wish that my wish is corrupted.
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