Corrupt a Wish |
Granted, but its been discontinued with the last one placed in a museum for discontinued cup ramen flavors.
I wish world happiness which also includes keeping me happy.
Granted, the planet's atmosphere is now 83% laughing gas, leading to widespread, hilarious deaths.
I wish my pet rock hadn't ran away Legislator | Local Councilor | Aspiring TSP Curmudgeon Messages archived by the Ministry Of the Regal Executive - Bureaucratic Services
Granted, it walked away instead.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Granted, but now you have to go back to a terrible, boring job.
I wish I had a functioning phone. Marius Rahl Fortitudine Vincimus!
Granted, but you can but you have to pay a 100USD per minute call, 69.99USD per text message or and 35USD per megabyte for data usage.
I wish for cheeseburger.
Granted, but every bite you take gives you an electric shock that makes sticking a fork in a socket feel like a gentle tickle.
I wish that my next wish is a good wish.
John Hills- President of Ausstan
Granted, but you wasted by not specifying what that wish was.
I wish for eternal youth
Granted, but as youre not able to do it yourself noone ever empties your nappy making you constantly sick (and smelly ?).
I wish for a day off work to go to the beach.
So now I'm the boss baby? Well, it appears your wish has been granted. Unfortunately you've been fired from your job and almost killed by a humboldt squid.
Now I wish for a 12th level intellect. |
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