President John, being his usual self was fairly happy for the others who won awards, but was also annoyed at all those who nominated people.
"None of them nominated me. We should have them all executed."
His secretary exhaled heavily, starting to get sick of all of the stupid things her former king, now president had been doing recently.
"Sir, you need to achieve something worth mentioning to get an award. All you've done is limit you power and occassionally post stuffin the hall of spam. And you can't execute them. You don't have that power anymore."