Here's mine

So Jane and her husband bought a pet squid as a new addition to their family, and they have literally a mini-zoo in their house. Like millions of pets. They literally bought out the pet shop and even the live seafood section of the supermarket.

One day, Jane found out that the squid's head is growing strange.

"Honey, are you even sure that this is a normal squid?", Jane asked her husband
"Pfft it's fine", Jane's husband replied

Soon, this squid grew and grew. They later found out it was an octopus.

"What the f###### hell" Exclaimed Jane's husband
"We need to take this out as soon as possible"

As they both carried the octopus they both realized that it was a toy squid that inflates into an octopus over time.

Soon, they realized that all their pets are inflatables, and soon filed charges against the pet stores and supermarkets.

It's super short and lame, but I only had 10 minutes for this ;-;