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**Seraph** · 03-15-2020, 04:06 AM

To which I sent:

Dear Parkguinius,

It has been brought to our attention that the enlightened people of The Great Parkguinius are fond of biscuits and so, as a gesture of goodwill and/or bribery, we obsequiously send you this container ship of Erinoran Qassora-infused biscuits. Qassora cafulilea is our national spirit and its uniquely spiced and floral flavour, found in these delicate, sugar-snap biscuits, goes excellently with a cup of Earl Grey.

With biscuits,

Erinor.

The reply:

To the only slightly inferior democracy of Erinor,

While drinking our morning cup of Guiness (in preparation for saint patricks day) and bored out of our isolationist minds for something to blow up, we gladly welcome your substandard container ship into our ports. As you know there are only two things we love more than insulting democracies in this world; bribes and a good biscuit.

Therefore we can tell you, that your bribes, as insignificant as it may be, has paid off. We hope you will be pleased that we have taken down a great portrait of our Godess Aumeltopia (don't tell them we had one to begin with) and replaced it with a more self stylized and overall better looking portrait of your leader. Thus we shall endorse your tiny nation, in hopes dark omens are on the horizon.

your future overlord,

The Great Parkguinius

P.s
we are sorry about the cargo ship, but we needed something to blow up.

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