Thanks! I propose this as the Church of Cake's first prayer, Cake Blessings:
Cake Version:
Oh, God of Cake. You delivered in us a saint gift, cake. We will venerate it!
Oh, Pie is a lie. Pie is wrong. But Cake is true. Cake is saint. Therefore, we praise you, Cake. We will praise you throught eternity! May you deliver the blessings of cake now and forever. Amen.
Christian Version:
Oh, God all powerful. You delivered in us a saint gift, cake. We will venerate it!
Oh, Pie is a lie. Pie is wrong. But Cake is true. Cake is saint. Therefore, we praise you, God, for bringing cake in the Earth! We will praise you throught eternity! May you deliver the blessings of you and cake now and forever. Amen.
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(This post was last modified: 04-14-2014, 08:21 PM by Jay Coop.)
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