(04-16-2014, 02:19 AM)The Union of Free Individuals Wrote: I wish to lodge an official protest against your false religion! Your recent Imprisonment of The United Solar Republic is the last straw! For too long have you run wild with your misguided dessert cult! I further object to your use of summary imprisonment and threats of execution against citizens of The South Pacific for merely trying to exercise their right to choose their own dessert! I further feel that your blatant tyranny on this matter is a cause for immense concern! I call upon all freedom loving individuals in TSP, stand against the so-called-church of cake, it has shown itself to be evil and corrupt, and is perpetrating a war on a basic freedom! I say to you all, Join the Ice-creamists Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts and take a stand against the totalitarian Cakists!

My dear sir...ARE YOU A LOON SON?! Cake is the thing! We protect the south pacific from the wrath of the Cake God!wetry and make itthat people may not perish into eternal death inthe land of pie! Heed our warnings! Youve been warned....

-TGS: Deacon of the Church

P.S. I am imprisoning you on my authority until Kris sees the blasphemy and gives his grand verdict. Plead for Cakes mercy!