SCYLLA HAS AN EXPLOSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DOCTORS
by Kringalia


Government Island — A rise in hospital-related injuries led this newspaper to investigate and we soon found out that all doctors who had been treated for serious injuries had been visited by the infamous hat thief Scylla. They all revealed on condition of anonimity that Scylla had developed a strange case of explosiveness and would often explode whenever someone tried to treat him.

Talk in hospitals all over Government Island has been of forming a union to demand better healthcare for those who treated Scylla, and there are rumours that hospitals are filing a restraining order against him at the office of Chief Justice Dark Strait. In the meantime, flyers have appeared all over the Island offering 2 million Drama Llamas to whoever can successfully treat Scylla. It is unclear who made the offer.

We tried contacting Scylla for comments, but his neighbours say a recent explosion at his house knocked out the phone lines.