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#1
07-10-2022, 12:18 AM

This thread is for descriptions of bowel movements.

I had two today. The first was when I woke up and was of very high quality (very satisfying "fwoop"). The second came about an hour and a half later and was more disappointing.

I look forward to providing future updates.
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07-10-2022, 11:07 AM

I shall smite you with holy fire.
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07-11-2022, 10:02 AM

I had two bowel movements this morning, approximately 45 minutes apart from one another. Both were of high quality.
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07-13-2022, 11:41 AM

Good poop this morning, came a little later than expected/normal
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07-13-2022, 02:16 PM

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07-15-2022, 01:54 PM

I broke the toilet this morning
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07-15-2022, 04:47 PM

(07-15-2022, 01:54 PM)HumanSanity Wrote: I broke the toilet this morning

Impressive, I'd say.
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#8
07-15-2022, 05:04 PM

To be clear, it was not my fault. The toilet was already having some trouble. And I fixed it easily.
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07-16-2022, 04:08 PM

I may be summoned back to XKI for consultations regarding this thread.
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#10
07-16-2022, 10:40 PM

(07-15-2022, 01:54 PM)HumanSanity Wrote: I broke the toilet this morning

How???
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