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I am back from camp. I missed the internet.
Gimme something strong please.
*serves vodka, then drinks from the bottle*
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
At least you didn't do it the other way around.
Yum Seng ! (International Ethnic Chinese cheer for drinks)
<Gulps down in one go> Scouring through then rural regions of my nation is hard. Especially since it is an archipelago where the islands have different biomes.
I survived Friday the 13th with no consequences happening to me.
Bartender ! I feel risk-taking today ! Bloody Maries … and keep em coming (until you think it's enough)
That's music to my ears! *serves ten Bloody Marys*
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Yeah ! RISK TAKING. WOO !!!
<10 bloody marys later> I haven't fainted yet. I thought Orientals can't hold down liqour. This is an ancient Chinese omen saying that I'm invincible. INVINCIBLE ! Gotta go, my sports car is here. Maybe I'll shoot an assault rifle into the air for a fire of joy. See ya Bartender !
Ehh... I don't think I'm legally allowed to let you do any of those things in that state...
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Relax, my chauffeur is driving me. Plus, I'm shooting blanks in the air. I'm gonna so do it ! (In GTA Online anway, where no one gives a shit as long as you don't wreck their stuff or kill em)
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