Granted you pass through his digestive system unharmed.

It is beautiful, in every definition of the word.

I wish to be a tree.

Now imagine Owen looking at you and wishing this with that expression on his face (points to prof pic)

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I know you all look forward to when I complete my grand quest ;P.

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Granted, you are a tree on the edge of the caldera of the Copahue volcano.

I wish that I could produce any sound I desire.

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Granted, but only you can hear them.

I wish for a better data plan.

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Granted, you have unlimited data, but cannot turn it 'on' in your settings.

I wish for a pet owl to take with me on my adventures.

Greetings, I am The Serres Republic.

Currently 'The Future Greatest and Most Splendid General of All TSP.'

I know you all look forward to when I complete my grand quest ;P.

Official ‘Most Dedicated Raider’ in all of TSP. Look at me all evil and shtuff ;P

Heck I was MoFA, Now Im PM. I must be loved owo

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Granted. It likes pecking on your eyeballs.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere at will.

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Granted, but every time you use your power an innocent child dies of Malnutrition.

I wish I could should laser beams from my eyes.

Greetings, I am The Serres Republic.

Currently 'The Future Greatest and Most Splendid General of All TSP.'

I know you all look forward to when I complete my grand quest ;P.

Official ‘Most Dedicated Raider’ in all of TSP. Look at me all evil and shtuff ;P

Heck I was MoFA, Now Im PM. I must be loved owo

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Granted. Your eyes are no located between your asscheeks.

I wish for many hugs.

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Granted, but they are cactus hugs.

I wish for Rhino to love me again D:

Greetings, I am The Serres Republic.

Currently 'The Future Greatest and Most Splendid General of All TSP.'

I know you all look forward to when I complete my grand quest ;P.

Official ‘Most Dedicated Raider’ in all of TSP. Look at me all evil and shtuff ;P

Heck I was MoFA, Now Im PM. I must be loved owo

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Granted. You are the subject of my endless wells of love, and die because of... love related stuff.

I wish for a good wish.

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Granted, however someone else gets to make it and you are stuck with all the bad wishes.

I wish for AN ACCEPTABLE REASON TO SKIP LEG DAY

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Greetings, I am The Serres Republic.

Currently 'The Future Greatest and Most Splendid General of All TSP.'

I know you all look forward to when I complete my grand quest ;P.

Official ‘Most Dedicated Raider’ in all of TSP. Look at me all evil and shtuff ;P

Heck I was MoFA, Now Im PM. I must be loved owo

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