Corrupt a Wish |
Granted, but it's so hot that you spill it and get burned
I wish that it got cold but not colder than 0 degrees Fahrenheit
Granted, but you no longer have any clothes to keep warm in.
I wish for a grape. Marius Rahl Fortitudine Vincimus!
Granted, it's a gross sticky degenerating raisin.
I wish for two grapes.
granted, two rotting nauseous grapes for Pronoun
I wish for eternal youth
Eternal youth, whilst eternally starving.
I wish for an incorruptable wish, which, if corrupted, will make the corrupter die.
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)
Local Council Member(April 24-August 11) Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)
Granted, I wish for a pancake.
Signed,
Positions:
Legislator of The South Pacific King of Machina, Defence Realm of Illuminati Alliance Citizen of The East Pacific Former Positions:
Overlord of Masterz
Seargant of HYDRA Talon of Firehehlm Munifiex of The Roman Empire
Granted: one dry, plain, gluten and dairy free pancake, served cold
I wish for More Cowbell Legislator | Local Councilor | Aspiring TSP Curmudgeon Messages archived by the Ministry Of the Regal Executive - Bureaucratic Services
Granted you have a broken cowbell
I wish for nothing
Your consciousness is trapped in the void of Limbo.
I wish I had one cold beer in my fridge. Legislator | Local Councilor | Aspiring TSP Curmudgeon Messages archived by the Ministry Of the Regal Executive - Bureaucratic Services |
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