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Granted, but the wish fairies notice your corruption and haul you off to fairy jail.
I wish my food would hurry up and arrive from this restaurant.
Granted, but you will only receive scraps from the restaurant.
I wish to be a god
Granted, but you're only a god to a few people who thers think are deranged.
I wish to be popular Midwesterner. Political nerd. Chipotle enthusiast.
Minister of Culture of the South Pacific // Former Prime Minister
Granted. But you are constantly stalker by strangers and live in constant fear for your own life.
I wish i could find where i put my besst dinner suit so i can wear it to a country ball.
Granted, but its at the bottom of a bin, and is covered in stuff that I will not mention here as it is too disgusting
I wish that I all of my future wishes were corrupted in the most horrible ways possible.
John Hills- President of Ausstan
Granted. However your wish was corrupted by glitter cannon now every wish you make, no matter how horrible, looks as fabulous as mardi gras.
I wish for a three day weekend.
Granted a devastating hurricane complete with power outages and flooding occur in your area.
I wish for word peace.
Granted, but as all words are peaceful, politicians have no outlet for rage and the world erupts into WW3.
I wish for an adorable kitty.
Granted, but the kitten gouges out your eyes leaving you blind.
I wish for World Peace
Granted, but as the world is now peaceful, politicians have no outlet for rage and the world erupts into chaos, granted, fairly peaceful chaos, but chaos nonetheless.
John Hills- President of Ausstan
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