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TGC December Update:
Activity...Isn't at an all time high. The lock from Z-day remains in place, and our government still does...Nothing. Long time board member Thingy's has returned after a year of CTEness, and has been welcomed back with open arms. The HAL 11245 AI installed to the facility has gone rampant, refusing to open the donut bay doors for Paranoidia. Due to this a plan to find Paranoidia's missing citizens has been setback by several months. The lobby doors have been opened after much toil by faking a security shutdown. This in turn caused all doors in the sublevels to open, allowing various horrid biological experiments and extraterrestrial prisoners to escape and wreak havoc upon the nearby city of Townsville. No harm done, because the mayor of Townsville would never give us a tax writeoff. We have honored the dead civilians by building several stripmalls where Townsville once stood. An extermination team has gone missing after boldly attempting to rid TGC of it's famous man-sized rats. Good thing we payed them in check. Called the bank and had that one reversed. Kim Kardashian will soon be starring in the new region based show "Keeping up with the Genesians". Watch it on channel 654787457! TGC has terminated it's expensive subscription to Santa Clause, and has instead replaced him with the much cheaper "Robo-Tree". [Image: 1172ee5f6b81acc1c6bd49f46cb9f46d.png] We deny all aligations that 'Robo-Tree™" is a homicidal device. It brings fun and joy to children while also providing small jolts of energy via a death ray. Totally safe. At the low price of $900,000,000!!! From the Genesis Corporation, and the Torchwood Institute, Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And remember, Buy Genesian We're #1 in the World for procrastination!
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
The Agnostic Collective approves the use of Robo-Tree and vouches for its safety as a non-lethal device.
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