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Howdy all, Torch here reestablishing diplomatic ties with TSP on behalf of The Genesis Corporation.
Our region was once a highly powerful unit with over 1000+ nations under the command of Going Postal. It was a sister region to The New Inquisition. Nearly two years ago Going Postal locked the region, and allowed inactivity to take it's course. Myself and the other board members stepped up, and set up a government. Once our motto was "Buy Genesian". Now the motto is "#1 region for procrastination". The board has promised to realign itself, and work to bring more activity to the region at a later point. This has been our goal for a year now, and will remain so indefinitely.
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
June update 2014- Virtually nothing has changed...
Supposed charter update by June 20th has not happened as of today(the 19th). Paranoida's Roombas have been disposed of in Yakostan's office. Yakostan himself was killed by an enderman in the carpark. Delegate Jorj may or may not have stuffed Yako's body down the central garbage chute.
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
Thanks for the update?
The Third Imperium
Journalist, South Pacific Independent News Network (SPINN) Provost, Magisterium Sergeant, East Pacific Sovereign Army Journalist, East Pacific News Service Foreign Affairs Minister, The West Pacific
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Former Delegate of the South Pacific
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Ahhh...August 1st. Perfect day for a July update eh?
In the ole' TG of C we have done...Virtually nothing. The only memorable news is that Yakostan has been named our official "guy that was there". As a reward he was bound and gagged in his office as we pilfered his savings. Used em to buy new stuff. Also our computer systems ate several employees after a rouge AI took over. Turns out putting Transformer technology into computers isn't the best idea. Torchwood signing out from TGC, the world's #1 region for procrastination.
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
Excellent. Try this new program, called "Hal 9000". I hear it is great. But honestly, thanks for the update,
EDIT: Hear, not Here.
TGC Update August-September
Nothing constructive has occurred, however a few small things have happened. After a hinted raid from TBR, the region was locked. This lock remains in place today. Demirysis, the first Post-Postal delegate of TGC has CTE'd. And last, but most certainly not least. Rocket chairs. Due to an...Incident...All rocket powered office chairs have been replaced with regular boring chairs : (
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
TGC October Update
Salish Cascadia has stepped down as our CE after over a year of service. Jorj has since taken up the Big Chair, and has given all executives a new pay raise. A lock that was installed last month in response to raid threats has been lifted, and talks of possible recruitment efforts have been discussed. As usual these talks will likely lead to nothing more than an argument over sports or fictional characters. And last, but certainly not least. The Marketing and Sales team has finally been found ,dead under a pile of Roombas. RIP workers, Yay more money for pay raise!
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
XD These are hilarious updates. Keep 'em coming, TW!
TGC November Update:
As per the norm nothing constructive has happened in terms of the governance or daily operation of TGC. Our stocks remain at a steady five billion dollars per share, and our population is at a solid fifty. Paranoidia and Modern Gondor have been losing citizens at an alarming rate. Attempts to locate and retrieve these missing persons have turned up short thus far. If any citizens are found please send them to the TGC lost & found. Worst case scenario we'll just buy a bunch of cheap citizens from Bigtopia or Lilliputia. TGC survived the Z-day scourge again. This time curing all infected within the region with no causalities. We even managed to place on the world tally board. #58 for most survivors with 261.56 billion and #44 for most survivors with no infected. TGC has copyrighted the Dewey Decimal System for profiling purposes. All Smith CD's have been sold on eBay to supplement our secretive circular fundraising scheme.
"We don't have to dream that we're important. We are" - Robert House
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