| Dear Dr. Pen! |
(06-21-2019, 03:14 PM)Imperial Frost Federation Wrote: Dear Doctor Pen, Oh my dear Frosty, It seems that you’ve been affected by the dreadful global warming disease. My suggestion is getting the people to care. Unfortunately everyone knows that’s harder than it sounds. So my second suggestion is to just find a nice place to take off your hat and this way it won’t matter :-) (06-21-2019, 03:25 PM)Ski Slopes of Agalaesia Wrote: Dear Dr Pen: A- Don’t do drugs. Eat pie instead. How does that sound? :-)
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Nothing Gold Can Stay Penguins shall one day rule the pie! And by "pie", I mean "World"!! Goddess Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP Lilium Inter Spinas // Non timebo mala I have done a lot of things in the Region in my History. There's a list somewhere if you wanna go looking.
Dear Dr Pen,
When I say drugs, I typically refer to medicines. So, are you sponsored by major medicinal companies? Do you believe in medicinal cures? Are my questions irrelevant? A. Aga/Eunopiar
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Dear Doctor Pen,
I noticed that your leaflet on "So You've Got The English Sweats!" had no less than three typographical errors. Perhaps if your "receptionist" Deborah spent less time filing her nails and more time proof reading your information leaflets, your service would run more efficiently. Yours, Beepee p.s. I must commend you on your conveniences. Triple ply with aloe! (06-22-2019, 05:55 PM)Ski Slopes of Agalaesia Wrote: Dear Dr Pen,A- I am all for getting healthy by most means possible. While I am not sponsored by anyone I do have a few I recommend when needed. Mostly Dr. Wonka and Dr. Jekyll. is there anything specific you're looking for? I am here to help you but I need more info. (06-24-2019, 04:16 AM)Beepee Wrote: Dear Doctor Pen, Beepee- I will have you know that I am an equal opportunity employer! "Debroah" - whose name is Deb only- only recognizes 20 of the 26 letters in the alphabet. Doing her nails is part of her therapy! Having spelling mistakes in my pamphlets is for the benefit of the masses. It keeps you sharp and interested in my practice thus keeping your attendance. Besides that fact that you've got a standing appointment. Thank you for noticing our amenities. Have you spoken to Heeves or Ralf? Our attendants? They are there to cater to most of your needs. Including bidet assistance.
This is Penguin!!
Nothing Gold Can Stay Penguins shall one day rule the pie! And by "pie", I mean "World"!! Goddess Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP Lilium Inter Spinas // Non timebo mala I have done a lot of things in the Region in my History. There's a list somewhere if you wanna go looking.
Dear Doctor Pen,
Thank you for your response. Yes I have met Ralf, although I am yet to meet Heeves. Ralf was very courteous and informed me of his pleasure in meeting me, which is a response I often receive when I have my hair freshy coiffed. "Debs" however should remember to never wear heels on a soggy lawn. I provided her with a moist towelette to maintain your high standards. Yours Beepee p.s. Please can you warm your thermometer next time? Yours Beepee
Dear Dr. Pen,
Fountain, or Ink? Aggie. Aga/Eunopiar
Mostly does boring things.
Dear Dr. Pen,
How does if feel to finally be recognized as the rightful Monarch of TSP? - A fan Legislator | Local Councilor | Aspiring TSP Curmudgeon Messages archived by the Ministry Of the Regal Executive - Bureaucratic Services (06-24-2019, 10:55 PM)Beepee Wrote: Dear Doctor Pen, Beepee- Dear if I warmed the thermometer everyone would want a turn. Also- thanks for watching out for Debs, she’s a special case but we love her (08-09-2019, 08:20 PM)Ski Slopes of Agalaesia Wrote: Dear Dr. Pen,Aggie- It depends on what is being written and upon what type of parchment and to whom I am addressing. (08-11-2019, 09:25 AM)Volaworand Wrote: Dear Dr. Pen, A fan- I’m not quite sure what you mean- please elaborate .
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Nothing Gold Can Stay Penguins shall one day rule the pie! And by "pie", I mean "World"!! Goddess Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP Lilium Inter Spinas // Non timebo mala I have done a lot of things in the Region in my History. There's a list somewhere if you wanna go looking. (08-11-2019, 04:41 PM)Penguin Wrote:(06-24-2019, 10:55 PM)Beepee Wrote: Dear Doctor Pen, You missed the brief Penguin coup, then I take. Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [Forum Thread] [Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond! Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi. Salma 145:8
(08-13-2019, 02:38 PM)Seraph Wrote: You missed the brief Penguin coup, then I take. Unfortunately I did. - I didn’t know about it until it was already over. Why don’t you sit down and we can talk about this? My rates are exceptional :-)
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