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Nakari · 02-09-2019, 09:27 PM

"Poems need no forum thread!"
Said someone not right in the head.
We've decided they do,
if you think not, boo-hoo,
but our rhymes here will never be dead!

***Roavin*** · 02-09-2019, 09:28 PM

there once was a bloke named belschaft
whose politicking was quite daft
just this week he again
debated with glen
about a trivial assembly draft

Lyss · 02-09-2019, 09:35 PM

Once there was war.
Then TSP decided to restore.
Everyone needs to plan ahead
So that their own heads don't wind up dead.

(This post was last modified: 02-09-2019, 09:38 PM by Lyss.)

Nakari · 02-09-2019, 09:40 PM

There once was a shark named Seraph,
Who was a good del and a half,
With a voice clear as dew,
And well-writ clerihews,
And puns more to wince at than laugh.

Poppy · 02-09-2019, 10:50 PM

Are we allowed to post poetry not about TSP but just in general here?
(you know what? I'll just do it anyway >~< apologies if I wasn't supposed to ;-; )

Once back in days of yore,
The French went and started a war,
Shouting for death and freedom,
They beheaded the rich "scum",
Cause the rich had oppressed the poor.

I think I need to work on my poetry, that wasn't very good >~<

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(This post was last modified: 02-10-2019, 01:02 AM by Poppy.)

**Seraph** · 02-10-2019, 04:10 AM

Nakari
Drove a black ferrari.
If you think that's a bit random,
Well, QED.

Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [Forum Thread] [Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond!

Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.

Salma 145:8

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**Seraph** · 02-10-2019, 04:12 AM

Belschaft
Had no time for Taft.
He argues with Glen
Now and then.

Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [Forum Thread] [Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond!

Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.

Salma 145:8

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Nakari · 02-10-2019, 08:21 AM

seraph the clerihew master
saved mine from being a disaster!
(but it didn't really stick
i'll go back to limericks
i can write them a little bit faster.)

***Roavin*** · 02-10-2019, 11:09 AM

there once was nakari, who loved limericks,
she had up her sleeve lots of tricks,
one common theme
(nay, almost a meme)
is she didn't bother to rhyme.

**Seraph** · 02-10-2019, 11:56 AM

Ed Clerihew Bentley
Had rhymes aplenty
It's a shame that his literary mansion
Was lacking in scansion

Timscade
Were a hit parade.
They had the felicity
To thrive on toxicity.

Kawaii
Doesn't really rhyme with Hawaii.
If you're feeling astute
You'll realise that's cute.

Roavin
Was never in.
He was known as a 'Fenda,
Yet never 'Delenda'.

Islands of Unity
Flexed with impunity.
He thought DEH was vomit
Because it wasn't Great Comet.

Onder
Is hard to ponder.
He likes to write walls
Whilst, behind them, Balder falls.

Max Barry
Owned a cash and carry.
He invented NationStates:
As if we didn't have enough on our plates!

Ever-Wandering Souls
Liked to eat coals.
He planned to destroy the South Pacific
But could never be specific.

Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [Forum Thread] [Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond!

Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.

Salma 145:8

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