05-14-2022, 08:53 AM
PRESS RELEASE
Cabinet Update, 15/04/2022
14 April 2022 Fellow South Pacificans, I’m pleased to announce that nothing is burning. Yet. I make no guarantees for the future, for it is unpredictable, just like variance during game updates and raider stamina during military operations. Yes, it’s 3AM and I’m still awake. No, I’ll not sleep. Sleep is a lie, a worldwide conspiracy put forth by our lizard overlords to keep us subdued. The pillow and the blanket industries are in on this for profit. This all makes perfect sense and if you disagree with me, I’ll proscribe you. Anyway, moving on. The Cabinet unfortunately had some turnover during April, with OWL Director With all of that being said, we did do some cool stuff last month, which is what this report’s going to be all about. So without further ado, let’s get into it. Prime Minister Activities in previous month:
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Minister of Media No update from Minister Director of the Office of WA Legislation No update from Director Faithfully yours, Moon, Prime Minister, on behalf of the Cabinet |