01-03-2018, 12:36 PM
Hello dear citizens of the South Pacific —
It's with a humble heart that I come before you to ask once again for your support for delegate!
I know, I know — you're thinking I'm so yesterday. But, I think we can go back to a time when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned.
Yes — I'm talking about my delegacy.
It was tsu-per!
It was tsu-pendous, even!
There was so much winning, we all got tired of winning!
Now, I'm sure you're all like, "WTF does guy want? And why is he coming back here?"
And, I hear you.
As always, we have a fantastic slate of candidates running this term. We have the guy how can pepper in pop culture references, the guy who thinks endo-tarding is easy, the guy who wants to rule the World Assembly and these other guys who are giving new blood to the region.
But here's the thing. I can do pop culture references.
And, I can endotard — I'm currently second in the region.
And, I was in the World Assembly when it was still copyright fringing as the U.N.!
And, for the new blood here, let's me explain.
If you make be delegate, I'll sit still, look pretty and make sure the region is safe from harm.
I'll be active on the RMB making sure to squash the trolls and support the noobies.
I'll follow the region's lead with World Assembly votes.
I'll let the Cabinet do their thing and try to help the Local Council.
After a ton of time as delegate, I imagine everyone knows what another tsu delegacy will look like, but ultimately I want us safe, I want us stable and I want us to remain the welcoming party region we've always been.
Happy to take questions folks, but what do you say?
Say you love me again?
It's with a humble heart that I come before you to ask once again for your support for delegate!
I know, I know — you're thinking I'm so yesterday. But, I think we can go back to a time when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned.
Yes — I'm talking about my delegacy.
It was tsu-per!
It was tsu-pendous, even!
There was so much winning, we all got tired of winning!
Now, I'm sure you're all like, "WTF does guy want? And why is he coming back here?"
And, I hear you.
As always, we have a fantastic slate of candidates running this term. We have the guy how can pepper in pop culture references, the guy who thinks endo-tarding is easy, the guy who wants to rule the World Assembly and these other guys who are giving new blood to the region.
But here's the thing. I can do pop culture references.
And, I can endotard — I'm currently second in the region.
And, I was in the World Assembly when it was still copyright fringing as the U.N.!
And, for the new blood here, let's me explain.
If you make be delegate, I'll sit still, look pretty and make sure the region is safe from harm.
I'll be active on the RMB making sure to squash the trolls and support the noobies.
I'll follow the region's lead with World Assembly votes.
I'll let the Cabinet do their thing and try to help the Local Council.
After a ton of time as delegate, I imagine everyone knows what another tsu delegacy will look like, but ultimately I want us safe, I want us stable and I want us to remain the welcoming party region we've always been.
Happy to take questions folks, but what do you say?
Say you love me again?