06-05-2020, 10:01 AM
Hello everyone, [i]I am sure y'all know [/i]me bynow.If not, I am Phoenix. 'Nuff said.Now, as to why I should be the CRAZIEST in TSP? I'll give y'all a ton of reasons, if I haven't already
Conflict of Interest because I forgot between setting Pluto on fire and communing with the council of voices in my head:
I am a former inmate in McDonalds because I set half the place on fire.
I burned down half of the Triangulum Galaxy because I wanted to
I work as a part-time constellation around equatorial/southern hemisphere skies, sometimes visible in the north if you look for me.
I set many more miscellaneous fires in the past.
These days, I reserve my arsonry for people who do not appreciate opera rap.
- To those who have heard my voice, it is high-pitched. Ridiculously so.
- I put the "maniac" in "pyromaniac". It is because I like fire. A lot. If y'all need some favors... *wink wink*
- I can make no sense at all, if I want.
- I am a bird. Have you seen birds? Those lil' derps are CRAZY neurotic. You can have a bird nice and calm one second, and very quickly just start screaming for no apparent reason. Especially Cockatoos. Therefore, Phoenix=Bird=CRAZY NEUROTIC
- I am willing to spend hundreds of dollars on Bath and Body Works products per year. Seriously, who does that???
- I wear flower crowns on a near-daily basis.
- I am a musician. 'Nuff said
Conflict of Interest because I forgot between setting Pluto on fire and communing with the council of voices in my head:
I am a former inmate in McDonalds because I set half the place on fire.
I burned down half of the Triangulum Galaxy because I wanted to
I work as a part-time constellation around equatorial/southern hemisphere skies, sometimes visible in the north if you look for me.
I set many more miscellaneous fires in the past.
These days, I reserve my arsonry for people who do not appreciate opera rap.
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