Hello everyone, [i]I am sure y'all know [/i] me bynow.If not, I am Phoenix. 'Nuff said.Now, as to why I should be the CRAZIEST in TSP? I'll give y'all a ton of reasons, if I haven't already- To those who have heard my voice, it is high-pitched. Ridiculously so.
- I put the "maniac" in "pyromaniac". It is because I like fire. A lot. If y'all need some favors... *wink wink*
- I can make no sense at all, if I want.
- I am a bird. Have you seen birds? Those lil' derps are CRAZY neurotic. You can have a bird nice and calm one second, and very quickly just start screaming for no apparent reason. Especially Cockatoos. Therefore, Phoenix=Bird=CRAZY NEUROTIC
- I am willing to spend hundreds of dollars on Bath and Body Works products per year. Seriously, who does that???
- I wear flower crowns on a near-daily basis.
- I am a musician. 'Nuff said
If this doesn't convince you that I am, in fact, the craziest in TSP, then clearly I am actually NOT the craziest in TSP, YOU are. Therefore, I would vote for YOU in that theoretical case (which won't happen, as we all know that I am the craziest.)
Conflict of Interest because I forgot between setting Pluto on fire and communing with the council of voices in my head:
I am a former inmate in McDonalds because I set half the place on fire.
I burned down half of the Triangulum Galaxy because I wanted to
I work as a part-time constellation around equatorial/southern hemisphere skies, sometimes visible in the north if you look for me.
I set many more miscellaneous fires in the past.
These days, I reserve my arsonry for people who do not appreciate opera rap.
 Empress of Fire
Current Minister of Military Affairs
Chair Perch of the Assembly (February to June 2020)
SPSF Soldier
MoRA Fellow
Ambassador to Forest and Lazarus
?what's your experience of crazying in tsP
Former Prime Minister of Brightport 2015 - 2016.
Former Allied Liberator 2016 - 2017.
Former Prime Minister of the Federation of Independent Nations 2016 - 2017.
Former Intelligence Minister of Brightport 2015 - 2017.
Former King of Brightport 2017.
Former TSP Ambassador to Europeia 2018.
Former Southern Progress Party Commissary of Gameside Affairs 2017 - 2019.
Former TSP Ambassador to the Rejected Realms and the North Pacific 2019 - 2020.
Former TSP Ambassador to the East Pacific and Lazarus 2019 - 2020.
Former TSP Secretary of State to the Rejected Realms and the North Pacific 2020.
Former TSP Advisor to the TSP Minister of Foreign Affairs 2020.
Former TSP Secretary of State to the East Pacific and Lazarus 2020 - 2021.
Former TSP Secretary of State to the West Pacific and Osiris 2020 - 2021.
Former TSP Secretary of State to the Pacific and Conch Kingdom 2021.
A former TSP Deputy Chair of the Assembly 2020 - 2021.
Former TSP Secretary of State 2021 and 2021.
Former TSP Acting Minister of Foreign Affairs 2021.
Former TSP Ambassador to Europe 2021.
Former TSP Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs 2021-2022.
Former TSP Ambassador to the North Pacific 2021-2022.
Former OWL Administrator of Discussion and Voting Affairs 2022.
Former TSP Legislator 2017-2022.
Former TSP MoC Advisor 2022.
Former TSP MoC Ministry Fellow. 2022.
I didn't know you could murder BBcode that badly.
Auphelia Wrote:Raccoons are bandits! First they steal your food . . .
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(06-06-2020, 03:15 PM)Somyrion Wrote: I didn't know you could murder BBcode that badly.
d id yO miss mY cRaZiEsT cAmPaIgN last year?
Empress of Fire
Current Minister of Military Affairs
Chair Perch of the Assembly (February to June 2020)
SPSF Soldier
MoRA Fellow
Ambassador to Forest and Lazarus
carti i wanna go to pluto
Midwesterner. Political nerd. Chipotle enthusiast.
Minister of Culture of the South Pacific // Former Prime Minister
What is your opinion of unicycling to the moon?
Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [ Forum Thread] [ Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [ Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond!
Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.Salma 145:8
The LORD is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in love.
Psalm 145: 8
(06-06-2020, 06:48 PM)Seraph Wrote: What is your opinion of unicycling to the moon?
w ha t
mOon?
Empress of Fire
Current Minister of Military Affairs
Chair Perch of the Assembly (February to June 2020)
SPSF Soldier
MoRA Fellow
Ambassador to Forest and Lazarus
What is your stance on BBCode. True or False?
Local Councillor (3/15/20 - 6/23/20)
Deputy Minister of Educational Affairs (2/19/20 - 4/9/20)
Senior Fellow of Integration (12/20/20 - 2/19/20)
Fellow (1/12/19 - ~10/14/20)
Ambassador to Osiris and TWP (4/3/20 - 7/8/20)
Legislator (1/19/19 - 11/1/21)
Chair of the Assembly (6/23/20 - 9/3/20)
Secretary of State (7/8/20 - 2/4/21 | 6/14/21 - 11/1/21)
Deputy of Media (2/14/21 - 11/1/21)
Ambassador to TNP and Lazarus (6/14/21 - 10/22/21)
MoE Leadership (10/14/20 - 11/1/21)
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