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Okie dokie!
 I'll need funds, though <33
**hands Rhino Hile's delegate card with my face superimposed on it**
Just show this. Whatever you get for the LB&G will be put on Hile's tab. [emoji14] Sent from my SGH-M919 using Tapatalk
"...if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader." - Christopher Titus
Deranged in NS since 2011 One and ONLY minion of LadyRebels The OUTRAGEOUS CRAZY other half of LadyElysium
*cough*
*pockets the card* *cough* I don't know what you're talking about. <33
But it has your face on it, mate...
*Sends riot police in*
NEIN! YOU ARE NOT DESTROYING MEIN BAR! *Shows banner saying "Stop violence or we will send you to Zoo-Prision hybrid building"* *Grabs riot shield, baton, stun grenades, pepper spray and tear gas canisters* STOP OR YOU WILL BE ANSCHLUSSED.
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)
Local Council Member(April 24-August 11) Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)
I'm not destroying this shady bumhole amazing place. Just expanding and renovating it. I mean, seriously, the stools are made out of papier-mâché, there is at least a three-inch layer of grime and peanuts covering everything in here, the beer tastes like the ash of burning dreams with a pint of orphan tears, and we barely have enough room for 6 people! Heck, even the cobwebs here have cobwebs and I'm sure I heard cries for help coming from inside the one toilet in the back!
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(12-11-2015, 09:44 PM)rhinotaz Wrote: I'm not destroying this shady bumhole amazing place. Just expanding and renovating it. I mean, seriously, the stools are made out of papier-mâché, there is at least a three-inch layer of grime and peanuts covering everything in here, the beer tastes like the ash of burning dreams with a pint of orphan tears, and we barely have enough room for 6 people! Heck, even the cobwebs here have cobwebs and I'm sure I heard cries for help coming from inside the one toilet in the back! I must, for once, agree. This place is disgusting and no place for Pepe.
*builds a massive tower just outside the bar*
Dibs on this one, once we have a citadel worth defending.
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year."
*Builds a huge clocktower with a radiomast on it 50 meters west of that*
Now we can also tell the time and watch TV!
*builds a huge city-state spanning miles in all directions around the bar*
I hereby pass unto Ryccia ownership over this realm created by and for us South Pacificians, so that he may lead us into a new golden age of folly and booze with his shenanigans. <33
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