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Lampshade Bar and Grill
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(02-06-2015, 04:19 PM)CrimsonTideFan Wrote:
(02-05-2015, 09:41 PM)LadyRebels Wrote:
(02-05-2015, 01:09 AM)CrimsonTideFan Wrote: *Almost gets shot with snow bullet*
Cease fire! Sheesh, did the LB&G enact a shots for shots policy for ordering around here? It that's what it takes, then LR I hope you have a couple of crates of ammo stashed around somewhere, because it looks like I might be sticking around for a while. Barkeep, can I please get my usual?

*walks over to stand in front of Crimson, looking like a Yeti from all the snow*
So like what is your usual? and yes I have a whole bunch more than  couple of crates of ammo around here....duh?
Bourbon, forever and always.

*narrows eyes at everyone in the LSB&G, makes sure that the Bourbon is neat, sets it in front of Crimson*
Mess with my drinks and I mess with....*gives a very nicely nasty smile*
My one and only Minion is Rebs.
Now to reclaim my crown.
It is a location joke.
All those who wander are not always lost...
The voices inside of my head get along with the monsters under my bed that do bone dances with the skeletons in my closet while the disco ball hangs by a thread...
one of the1st Delegates of TSP...she went crazy..naw she was already bonkers...
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#1,562

How easy it is to use alcohol that has been improperly distilled... Methanol is hard to detect in a drink, but too much and you're a blind man for the rest of your miserable life.
Darkstrait  :ninja:

Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek

"Hats is very fashion this year."

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#1,563

(02-08-2015, 08:09 AM)Darkstrait Wrote: How easy it is to use alcohol that has been improperly distilled... Methanol is hard to detect in a drink, but too much and you're a blind man for the rest of your miserable life.

and only proper, trusted distilleries are used by us here at the LSB&G
*jumps up, sits on the bar, pulls out a file and starts filing some nails*
My one and only Minion is Rebs.
Now to reclaim my crown.
It is a location joke.
All those who wander are not always lost...
The voices inside of my head get along with the monsters under my bed that do bone dances with the skeletons in my closet while the disco ball hangs by a thread...
one of the1st Delegates of TSP...she went crazy..naw she was already bonkers...
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#1,564

*looks out the window*

Storm's a brewin'.

*takes another swig at the rum*
#EC4Lyfe
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#1,565

Good evening, Feirmont. Mind if I accompany you with more rum?

"Find a way or make one."

Better known as Bon.
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#1,566

(02-09-2015, 09:49 PM)Bonaugure Wrote: Good evening, Feirmont. Mind if I accompany you with more rum?
Absolutely my friend Smile
#EC4Lyfe
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#1,567

I cannot go down like this... Hmm...
*Sees Darkstrait's house*.
Hmm...
*Sees Darkstrait's car*.
Meh, burning a car is better.
*Puts gasoline, dynamite and bombs in Darkstrait's car on fire. Within minutes, they explode, violently*.
Aaahahahahaha!!!!! Yeah! ...
Wait, this is a snowball fight, right?
*Throws snowballs at Darkstrait*
*Sees TSP Police*.
Oh, f***!
*Gets in car and escapes*.
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)

Local Council Member(April 24-August 11)

Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)


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#1,568

*pulls out snow sniper rifle and shoots an ice bullet through he rear windshield, then fires a snow projectile into Ryccia's head*
Darkstrait  :ninja:

Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek

"Hats is very fashion this year."

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#1,569

*listens to Vale Decem*
The Lord of Space and Protector of the TARDIS Keys of
The Solar System Scope



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#1,570

*sips rum quietly*

And there's the storm. Anyone want to play some cards?

*pulls out a deck and shuffles while staring out the window*
#EC4Lyfe
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