Granted, but it also destroys South Korea, Japan, and India, leaving a new Red China to conquer all of Asia, AND THE WORLD!

I wish to visit to Oz.

Granted, but as soon you take your first step, Oz collapses, burns to the ground, get flooded, get sucked up in a black hole, and vanishes. Then you get transported to a journey around the world crashing into every mountain in the way, including Mt. Everest, K2, Kilimanjaro, Elbrus, Mont Blanc, Kebnekaise, Mount Olympus, Denali aka Mt. McKinley, Erebos, and finally you get stranded on Olympus Mons.

I wish this thread is awesome.

Granted, but after an equally improbable and long winded adventure, you end up stranded on Olympus Mons with me. I I'm not letting you in my shiny new mars base.

I wish for sweet dreams.

Granted, but you have a terrible life.

I wish for Olympus Mons to become a volcano, and for me not to be on it when it erupts.

Granted, but it is currently a dormant volcano, and you aren't on it when it finally erupts because by that time you've long since been dead and buried and turned to dust.

I wish for a volcano powered planet ship.

Granted, but it becomes a cartoon from your childhood which ya can never remember the name of.

I wish I was gonna be 'round this weekend.

Granted, your body is contorted into the shape of a sphere. (That is what you meant by 'round right? Of course it was!)

I wish for a black sea fleet powerful enough to threaten the entire Mediterranean.

Granted, but it's an imaginary fleet.

I wish UFI ran for Mayor of Market Street.

Granted, but he loses.

I wish I was at trivia right now.