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RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Ryccia - 01-07-2015
(01-07-2015, 09:23 PM)LadyRebels Wrote: Ryccia your sense is on targetTo Darkstrait's. *Evil laugh*.something bad this way comes...*still softly humming and filling out the tabs*
You do know that the original LSB&G held its grand opening in 2003?
*jumps over the bar and makes up 200 strawberry smoothies* Sure you want these added to whose tab?
*grabs a random person and yanks them over the bar and starts to waltz with them* you know for a time I was also known as the Craziest (therefore the Happiest) Person in TSP...one day that crown shall be mine again...this I swear.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Darkstrait - 01-07-2015
*runs and dives into a nearby lake, extinguishing the flames, then runs back to the bar and pours a shot of tequila over Ryccia's head, then ignites it*
TASTE DA &@?!$?@ RAINBOW
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - LadyRebels - 01-07-2015
Wait will that Evil laugh be added to the tab as well?
and it is more of a hahahaha or heeeheeeheee or whoaaaaaaaa type of evil laugh?
My Evil Laugh kind of sounds like a Witches cackle with a bit of the Joker thrown in for good measure
Edit: sometimes at the turning of the page people forget to go back and see what was going on. Bon I did respond to you on the last page but then it flipped, go figure.
So just a reminder to go back and check out the last page to see if maybe you (everyone) might have missed something.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - RandomGuy199 - 01-07-2015
Barkeep! I want to order 300 piña coladas. Put them all in Darkstrait's tab; I'm sure he will not mind. *Evil laugh*
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - LadyRebels - 01-07-2015
Is that with or without the rum?
*starts mixing*
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - RandomGuy199 - 01-07-2015
With the rum, please.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - LadyRebels - 01-07-2015
*makes up all 300 rum filled pina coloadas*
I used the special stock that I had out back, I have been saving that pineapple for a looooooooooooong time.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Bonaugure - 01-07-2015
Oh, right. Well, I feel like trying something new. What drinks do you recommend?
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - LadyRebels - 01-07-2015
Well if you need your sweet tooth made happy there is the Fudgetopia Death by Choc Drink, made with a really fine vodka.
There is TSP bomb drop, almost like a lemon drop drink but it sets your back teeth on fire. We might need a hose ready if you try that one, the booze is pure moonshine in it.
The Assembly Wiz Kid drink, that one is about the tamest one you will ever find in this establishment when it comes to knock you to your knees flip you upside down type of drinks. It is made with whiskey. Single Malt of course.
The Rebletopia Minion drink is one that if fun to try to handle, although usually that is saved for when Rebs is in the house.
The Kris Kringle snowflake drink is nice and smooth but when it hits your stomach it back flips you into next summer complete with grass skirt. Made with a nice smooth black rum.
I really need to make up a menu don't I?
The Penguin drink is a another nice smooth apple cider based drink that sneaks up on you and grabs you by the back of the neck and says, "behave...do you hear me?", made with some nice sole gin.
The Tsu will knock the strongest of drinkers out for a time, but man it is so smooth you never know it has flowed over your tongue and down your throat until bam it hits your gut like a runaway train. It is made with some nice red wine and other top secret ingredients.
Anyway there is a few of the drinks available, I will certainly be working on that menu, one day soonish.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Bonaugure - 01-07-2015
I'll have the Fudgetopia Death by Choc Drink, please.