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RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Qwert - 12-07-2020
*enters bar after letting some tumble weed roll out*
If the bar is still open, I'd like one alcohol please.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - GI-Land - 12-07-2020
You see a tombstone behind the bar. Suddenly it opens up, blinding lights fill the entire bar and angels start to sing.
I arise with my arms stretched out, a handmade holy above my head and a badly crafted pair of wings woven into the back of the shirt i'm wearing.
"I'M ALIVE!", I proclaim. In a robotic motion, I grab the next alcohol my left hand is able to find and toss it over to you.
"AND THE ALCOHOL IS TOO!"
The bottle of alcohol shatters as it makes contact with the wooden top of the bar. "LET'S PRAY! Dear God, thanks for finally sending a message to nearby customers to visit us. I thank you also for your mercy, that has shown itself by the alcohol still being as tasteful as ever and the fresh fruits still not being rotten inside. Please, support me with serving one of the best drinks to this fine customer, that he ever tasted!"
The angelic choir starts singing again and from suddenly a small cocktail glass full of a red, fruity and flavourful alcohol is floating throughout the bar, passing your shoulder and at last setting itself down onto the top of the bar in front of you.
"THANK YOU!", I - who you must now think has gotten crazy or took some pills by pharma-giant Texeteti' Inc. - shout out to the ceiling.
"If you enjoy your drink, please consider donating some drama llamas. I needed to fire the facility manager of this establishment, because I couldn't afford him anymore. Or was it a her?......Anyway, every llama counts."
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Qwert - 12-11-2020
*starts to sip on the drink while in chock while somehow managing to donate some money*
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - GI-Land - 01-08-2021
"Hm", Gianni thought to himself.
"Empty as ever."
He takes a look out the window, where has a view over Bantam Harbour. Everything seems empty, quiet and unloved. "I wonder....if I could do anything better. This place has gone downhill, since I took over. All the cool kids go over to Discordia or however this new city is called and the old or uncool kids don't really come around here anymore either. Maybe some new colours for the bar?
Well....Wouldn't make too much sense, if no one comes by....
Maybe a new dish! The grill we bought a few years ago shouldn't look as nice as it does right now anymore...Hm..."
He went away from the window and moved behind the bar. He started up the grill's gas, so he could ignite a flame on the stove top.
"Let me get a patty..."
A sizzle started to go around the room and the smell of fresh ground beef has taken over the vicinity.
"While this is getting cooked, I can cut some salad and cheese", he thought to himself and did so too. Even without customers, he made sure, that there were only fresh quality products available at all times, so he could get something to any potential guest at any given time.
When he was at the refrigerator to get the cheese, he also remembered to take out the bacon, which will soon lay next to patties on the grill.
A chopping sound and the crisp of fresh salad leaves filled the room, as he prepared everything for the assemblance of the burger.
"And don't forget the buns! A little bit toasted on the inside...", he said to himself. Some ketchup, some BBQ-sauce and he felt like having some aioli today too.
The aioli was put on the top bun, the other sauces on the bottom. The patty, salad and bacon would finalise this very easy version of a good burger.
"Here you go!", he said. He used his catch phrase for the customers also, when he was serving himself something. "Thanks", he answered to himself and let the donation box jingle, as he put a drama llama in there. In a next step he'd fill himself a glass of coke zero, before he realised, he didn't have any fries. What a bummer, but today it will be okay. "I'm not so hungry anyway", he thought to himself. "Also, I'll probably make myself another one and then I will remember the fries".
Gianni sat down, took the burger into his hands and took a big bite. Mmmmhhh. "Awesomesauce", he mumbled and eventually he was happy again. Sometimes you just need some good soul food.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Tin the Free - 01-09-2021
The door of the bar suddenly open.
"Is this the Lampshade Bar and Grill?"
Tin walks in. Feeling nervous as always.
"I've been told by a wise penguin to go there and be a backup barkeeper" He said with a confused look. "Altough she/he didn't give me a map. I got lost a lot. So I've been going on an adventure through the South Pacific ever since. I've toured the Assembly and accidentally became a legislator. I went to Treasure Island, the beaches are out of this world! It's almost like I'm in another dimension or something. I got lost in the Hall of Spam for months! I thought there'll never be an end to it. Then I came here."
*Stomach growling sounds*
He is hungry because of all his adventures... and also because of Gianni's Hamburger.
"Do you have any more of that?"
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - GI-Land - 01-09-2021
He couldn't believe his eyes. A customer! Someone, who spoke of himself in the third person!
Well...Okay, the last part is a sign of psychopathy, but whatever.
"Yeah, yeah, you're right! This is the Lampshade Bar & Grill! Haha! The one and only original! A hamburger coming right up!"
He felt the energy in his entire body dragging him to the "kitchen" of the bar preparing another burger just like his from before. Ah, he actually made two, because when he heard of all those adventures this guy had to go through, he was sure one burger was not enough. Also he desperately needed the money.
"Here you go", he said when serving the meal to the customer. "And here you also have a SPIT with extra ice cubes on the house!"
A small giggle was followed by an "Enjoy your meal" from the bartender, who went behind the counter again to act like he'd needed to clean the top of it from excess drinks from other customers, which spilled over.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Tin the Free - 01-09-2021
"Thanks, Last year is a rollercoaster ride. I suddenly arrived to the South Pacific and been here ever since. I don't remember anything before that but I'm here now."
He starts digging in the first burger. Hmmm. "This is actually my first time eating a South Pacific burger. It's quite delicious!" He grabs another bite. The *crunch* sound of the salad leaf a little loud.
"The South Pacific is quite a big place." The burger is now almost gone. Bacon is the best! "I met a lot of people."
He is now drinking the SPIT. Ahhhhhh, Refreshing. Then starts on his second one. "Uhhh. Mr. Bartender. Do you have a map of the South Pacific? I've been here for a year and still I haven't seen the whole place. Was there any made?"
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - GI-Land - 01-09-2021
"Oh yeah, sure!", he said and pointed with his finger over to the farthest right corner of the shop. "You see this huge table there. In it a map of the entire region is engraved. We have had a few changes over the years though, so you might still find some nations and places on there, which don't exist anymore. Do you have any type of adventure, you want to go into next?"
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - James Longstreet - 01-11-2021
*enters the bar*
Anyone here?
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - GI-Land - 01-11-2021
Of course!
Welcome in the Lampshade Bar & Grill. Can I get you anything?