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RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Besern - 12-25-2021
Article 24: A 300,000 drama llama reward is hereby established for anyone who can make a good cheese out of UHT-pasteurized milk.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Nicholas and Great Britain - 12-25-2021
Article 25: Drama Lamas have coins made of cheese.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Moon - 12-25-2021
Article 26: A Grand Council will be called every two years to annoy Roavin.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Nicholas and Great Britain - 12-26-2021
Article 27: Lampshades shall be the SPSF's main weapon.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Besern - 12-26-2021
Article 28: This article hereby repeals Article 27 as null and void on grounds that melee weapons are useless in this day and age.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Jeeve - 12-26-2021
Article 29: This article hereby repeals Article 28.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Besern - 12-26-2021
Article 30: Trains are a required and vital transport infrastructure and the government of the South Pacific are required to create and maintain dense networks of trains within its territory.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Nicholas and Great Britain - 12-28-2021
Article 31: Lampshades are fitted with rocket launchers in order to still be useful to modern military.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Besern - 12-31-2021
Article 32: This article should not be repealed.
RE: Constitution of the South Pacific - Nicholas and Great Britain - 12-31-2021
Article 33: Attempting to repeal Article 32 will result in death.