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Lampshade Bar and Grill
#4,891

*Comes out of his bunker*

MY BUSINESS! NOOOOO!! YOU PIECE OF...!!!

*beats up Ryccia with a chair, shoots him five times with the shotgun*

Well, now Government Island is destroyed, and this business, the Government, and everything in a wide radius has been annihilated... except for the cat, because he seems to be immortal.

*gives a shot of vaguely irradiated alcohol to a pile of ashes where Qwert used to be*
RandomGuy199
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Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
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#4,892

*Gets surgery and nukes Margarita Island (the Venezuelan one) in revenge of almost dying.....again*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)

Local Council Member(April 24-August 11)

Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)


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#4,893

You've just made it personal, bro.

*shoots him again, banishes him to Hell*
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
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#4,894

Hey, hey. Come on, guys. Sit down and take some of this beer along with this Schnitzel and everything will be fine, ok?
Oh and please sign this Treaty of GI-Land.
Signed
Gianluca IV

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#4,895

As long as he pays for the bar's reconstruction, I'll sign.

*signs, eats Schnitzel, drinks beer*
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
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#4,896

Barkeeeeeeeep.

Can I get a cream soda please?
if you could stick a shot of vodka in there too that'll be brill
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#4,897

Nein, kein alkohol! I'll take the schnitzel, chicken variety, tho.
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)

Local Council Member(April 24-August 11)

Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)


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#4,898

*finds soda in the rubble, gives it to Feirmont*

That will do. Now I have to hire somebody to reconstruct the bar. Maybe those radioactive monsters from over there. They don't seem like they ask for much...
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
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#4,899

I could also ask the radioactive inhabitants of Nuclear Planet, one of the colonies of GI-Land.
They would only ask for radioactive waste, but I guess, we've got enough right here.
Signed
Gianluca IV

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Aurora Markatt (Maura)
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#4,900

A colony, you say? Yay! Cheap labor! Bring them in!

(unless they eat people and/or cats)
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
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