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Lampshade Bar and Grill
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Page 500!
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Gianluca IV

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(08-28-2017, 10:47 AM)GI-Land Wrote: Page 500!

 *Pops open a bottle of champagne* Woooo!

And we're close to 5000 posts too! Just 8 more!

(08-26-2017, 09:02 PM)Malayan Singapura Wrote: To my health then ! <Drinking it down in one gulp Russian Style>

I need something more expensive. What is THE MOST EXPENSIVE thing you have in this whole region.

I had tried the rest of the best: Osirisian Amphorae of Red wine, East Pacifican Honey alcohol, The Best Pacific Cocktail, North Pacifican Vintage Champagne, the Satan's brew of the Rejected Realms, Lazarenne White wine, The Communist Bloc's Hammer and Sickle and even the elusive Nazi Europa's Mickey Fink.

What does the best of The South Pacific have to offer ? No pressure (Actually a lot of pressure, considering I am trying to compile a NationStates Travel guide)
 
Well, The South Pacific's specialty is the world famous South Pacific Iced Tea (SPIT). Not really expensive, or alcoholic, but rum can be added. The strongest drink we have is this nameless concoction I use to revive people when they pass out. I'm not really sure of what it's made of, and have no intention of trying it out so... there ya go.

*serves one of each*

Does anybody have name suggestions for this thing? "Nameless Concoction" isn't exactly catchy Happywide
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Wait, RG, that wasn't my vodka you were distributing, right? It would be a real shame if it was, cuz, you know, SPSF might just reclaim the bar. he says, sliding a magnetic acceleration cannon on to the bar.

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Of course, very high alcohol rice wine would, in no way, be vodka.
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(08-28-2017, 12:30 PM)Resentine Wrote: Wait, RG, that wasn't my vodka you were distributing, right? It would be a real shame if it was, cuz, you know, SPSF might just reclaim the bar. he says, sliding a magnetic acceleration cannon on to the bar.

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(08-28-2017, 12:30 PM)Resentine Wrote: Wait, RG, that wasn't my vodka you were distributing, right? It would be a real shame if it was, cuz, you know, SPSF might just reclaim the bar. he says, sliding a magnetic acceleration cannon on to the bar.

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Relax, it's Karnetvorian vodka of the highest quality. Besides, in that case you would have to answer some questions to the Minister, namely why you shut down the business of a fellow soldier...

*makes himself a piña colada*
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Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



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No No . You esteemed gentlemen should relax. I will be doing the cooking. Just list the dish you want, the sides and variations to choose from and pay me. I am the Teen masterchef here. Just pay me a reasonable amount of cash in grams of gold and I would cook you a masterpiece of a side, appetizer, main, dessert and drink.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. am the official LB&G Manager. If anybody receives pay, it's me (and my official assistant, GI-Land).

You can apply for a job if you want though Happywide
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces



 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
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I'm only here to drink (when I'm here at all... I might still be in hell, actually). I'll have the usual, please, anyway.

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And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond!

Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.
Salma 145:8
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The usual.....Let's see, if I've learned something......You were the Irish Coffee, right?
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Gianluca IV

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Head Bartender of the Lampshade Bar & Grill



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