Why thank you, humble rhinotaz. I hereby declare you Mayor of Lampshade City.

*Divides Lampshade City into four districts-mayors: Booze District, producer of booze, Agricultra District, which provides food and booze ingredients for the bar, Electrica District, producer of TVs, Media and other appliances, and Miscellaneous and Recreational District, where other stuff is produced and parks and whatever are in place*

*There is a special district: Bar Special Region. It houses the LB&G, which is the executive, legislative and judicial building as well*

Hurrah!