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Pencil Sharpeners · 08-19-2020, 07:14 PM

Productive - Purposeful - Panda
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Oh boy,

Time flies.

It feels like just yesterday that the corrupt Defender Establishment were being terrorised by the panda-shaped beacon of truth which was threatening to overhaul their iron grip on this region.

But here we are again!

The Prime Minister of TSP is supposed to be the leader, bludgeoning a path through the NationStates wilderness with nothing but an axe and some alcohol. Yet past PMs have had “leadership” styles that remind you of a microwave ready-meal that you forgot about and left in the microwave for an hour and now it’s mostly cool with some lukewarm areas but you have to eat it because you have no other food in the house because you’re unable to even attempt to function like a normal fucking adult.

Now where was I?

TSP is crying out for a strong and stable leader who can grab the bull by the horns and elevate the region beyond what has ever even been conceived before.

Panda is that leader.

I’m not going to beat around the bush, there is no other candidate who can come close to providing the level of drive and energy that I am. I will force my Ministers to work 10 hours every day. I will force Ministry staff to pull their weight or face permanent eviction, and I will turn this region into the most glorious browser-based community the World has ever seen.

“But Panda, what if a Minister doesn’t wa-“

They will be fired.

“But Panda, what if a Minister disa-“

They will be fired.

In the TSP that I am building, there is no room for debate, protest, or slacking. We are all pulling in one direction for the benefit of our region, and nothing should stand in our way. This is our time to annihilate the shackles of Defender mediocracy, and rise to become the dominant force in NS, equal parts feared and admired.

“But Panda, the Charter doesn’t allo-“

I don’t care about the Charter. It is a document written by the Defender Establishment which is not worth the pixels it is displayed on. I will not bow down to a document which is designed to keep TSP weak and under control; I will ASCEND our region to a higher plane of existence, and UNLEASH seventeen years of built up potential. This is our TSP! This is our time! And we shall prevail!

also i will do everything from my mofa campaign from june but this time with more pizzazz because i am prime minister

Did some LC, MoRA, CRS stuff in the past. Do a lot of World Census stuff now.