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anjo · 07-05-2022, 03:08 PM


Cake Supremacy
Category: Declaration	Type: Manifesto	Proposed by: Tepertopia
The World Cake Assembly, CONCEDING that the performance of the current pie-positive Delegate has not brought about a complete a-pie-calypse, ANJO-YING, nonetheless, the glorious taste of cake far more, KNOWING also that Cakeitalism and its numerous exclusive benefits (mainly more cake) may only be installed in the South under an ideologically more compatible Delegate, and EXCLUDING, for the time being and for tactical reasons only, Independesserts and Ice Creamists from the doctrine of universal cake supremacy, Hereby finds the following to be fundamentals of a successful Cakeitalist TSP and the reasons for undeniable cake supremacy: Keeping the South safe. Only if investors know that the location of their investment is stable and safe and profitable will they be encouraged to keep investing their time, energy, and love into the South. As such, under Cakeitalism: Efforts to strengthen the free market of endorsements, particularly through the regular holding of endorsement days, will be upheld. Anti-monopoly measures, such as the endorsement cap, will be duly and sensibly enforced in conjunction with relevant authorities to protect Southern endorsement markets from foreign or internal manipulation. In collaboration with the Local Council, uncultured anti-cake trolls and similar pie-spawn will be removed from South Pacifican markets as efficiently as possible (and legal). A strong Southern voice in the World Assembly. Southern investors' interests must of course also be advocated for on the international stage. Thus, through Cakeitalism: Production of timely and quality recommendations from the Office of World Assembly Legislation will be subsidized with time and effort so their supply can meet demand. The Delegacy's weighted vote can be counted on to be cast early, so that the invisible hand of the lemming effect can guide as many Pieletarians as possible in the way our good investors find best. Reliable gameside presence. The Pieletariat must be reminded of the benefits of Cakeitalism and distracted from anything to the contrary, for which regular activity is required. Therefore, with Cakeitalism: The Delegacy will strive to keep a daily presence, for which supporting distractions for the Pieletarians (e.g. "Question of the Day" or "Today in History" formats which are totally original ideas) will be established. Fortnightly development reports featuring stats, graphs, and pro-cake regional happenings information will be resumed. Similar to SWAN Awards or the North's "Literary Awards", a possible "RMB Awards" program will be looked into (possibly and hopefully in collaboration with the Local Council) to encourage competitiveness and reward loyal gameside investors. Efforts to turn Pieletarians into respectable Cakeitalists by recruiting them into these halls will be integrated into the above. Now, accordingly, be loyal cake enjoyer anjo recommended to the electorate to implement those fundamentals of Cakeitalism, for profitable endorsement market growth and freedom from pie in the South Pacific!

Conflicts of Interest

I am currently serving as OWL Director, Legislator Committee member, Coral Guard member, MoFA Ambassador, and MoE staff member in the South Pacific, and have previously served as Chair of the Assembly. I am not involved in any other regions besides my service as Ambassador to the Free Nations Region and being the Founder of my puppet storage region.

I have access to the following nations: Tepertopia, Socialist Tepertopia, Free Tepertopia, The Class Council, and Anjo (primarily for Issues); Office of WA Legislation (OWL staff duties); all nations in United Protectorate of Tepertopia (puppet storage for nations I once created as factbook props).