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@Ryccia: You left the bar unattended for months. You are unworthy of the post. I am the only bartender now, as my signature says. *Puts on a wrestling-style belt with the word "Barman" on it*.
@Seraph: In appreciation of your efforts to restore the one and only barman, you get a free drink. *Gives him his Irish Coffee*. @GI-Land: I'll be reviewing this application shortly. We could use some assistants in the kitchen. My chef has some... dealings on the side (if you know what I mean), and has to spend some time "cooking" outside of here. *Gives him his burger*. @Gelpen: *Gives SPIT* About our specialties, we have hot dogs, burgers, biscuits, chicken wings... tons of edible stuff! On the drinks side, our main specialty, SPIT (South Pacific Iced Tea; despite the rumors, I don't actually spit on the glasses ), and every kind of alcohol imaginable, of both legal and illegal status (you know, the really good stuff ). *Kicks @Zak6858 out of the bar*
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Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair |
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