Lampshade Bar and Grill |
Ladies and gentlemen, today is July 5th, Venezuelan Independence Day! I'll give a 50% discount to celebrate. I also have some aspirin pills, for any Americans with too much alcohol on their systems after yesterday.
Please... business isn't good... nobody comes here anymore... and feeding both a llama and a cat is expensive, you know?
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair |
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