Y'know, this isn't the first time the bar has been nuked.

(See 05-09-2015, for example)

And now, I arrest you, RG. GI-Land and you are going to an inescapable, far-away dimension inside an inescapable, far-away dimension. Also...

*Euthanizes that magic cat, burns it and destroys the ashes. Sends both RG and GI-Land on that inescapable, far-away dimension inside an inescapable, far-away dimension*

My rule is restored. LB&G belongs to me again! And my first decree is: alcohol and fun are banned! Logic is unbanned, and crazyness prohibited. LB&G will be renamed to Lampshade Place, and it will run on the principles of morality and logic. The era of insanity has gone. Now comes a sane TSP.

My new robot police force will arrest any individual drinking any kind of alcohol and having fun. I am the only one allowed by law that can have fun, btw.

I have jails of mass encarceration ready. Grim and inhumane.....any of you wish to challenge my authority enter and see it for yourself?