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Hi guys, today I think I'll take Maotai Baijiu, it's my culture's version of vodka: Distilled from sorghum, rice, sticky rice, wheat, corn, or other grains and prepared with dead snakes, animal phallus, sea creatures, and insects. 50-60% ABV.
His ! Oh that's the stuff. I have a... Hic... Announcement. Praise the alignment of the moon. For the lunar new year is upon us. Pretty soon a huge chunk of the world will be draped in red, gold orange, consumerism, traditions and new activities for 16 days. As it is tradition, here I stand before you in a oriental suit made of the softest and whitest silk and a thread made of pure gold. Join me and I can guarantee you any type of food that requires a variety of food items (Eg: Hotpot, steamboat, barbecue, etc.), charmingly refreshing alcohol, pairs of oranges to give to your relatives to wish good health to in exchange for a red envelope with some money and the longest days off period on earth ! For it is the Lunar New Year and as 1 out of 5 of all of you people will celebrate, might as well join the fun in a time of celebration that rivals the profitability of Black Friday, a bounty larger than the Christmas Eve feast and debauchery wilder than the Gregorian New Year's Eve. |
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