He couldn't believe his eyes. A customer! Someone, who spoke of himself in the third person!
Well...Okay, the last part is a sign of psychopathy, but whatever.

"Yeah, yeah, you're right! This is the Lampshade Bar & Grill! Haha! The one and only original! A hamburger coming right up!"

He felt the energy in his entire body dragging him to the "kitchen" of the bar preparing another burger just like his from before. Ah, he actually made two, because when he heard of all those adventures this guy had to go through, he was sure one burger was not enough. Also he desperately needed the money.

"Here you go", he said when serving the meal to the customer. "And here you also have a SPIT with extra ice cubes on the house!"
A small giggle was followed by an "Enjoy your meal" from the bartender, who went behind the counter again to act like he'd needed to clean the top of it from excess drinks from other customers, which spilled over.