The Doge Parable 4
The Issue of the Apple

The man alawkesn. Yes, that is good. The male man. The male men. He knew what he must do today. He walked into the front of his house, a very small house that was being hauled on a truck like that one texas flipping series on DIY network. He wondered, "Why is my house being hauled on this truck from that one texas flipping series on DIY network? I love Arkansaus." He no-clipped out of the front of his house, chocked the drivers of the truck like michael scarn from threat level noon, and took control of the people's hearts and minds. Yes, in fact, the man was Doge Land, the charismatic, brave, excellent, cake-loving leader of the labor party of america.

The man used the mini fridge aerovision to watch some of his favorite series, WWII in Colour, on the hit christian streaming service pureflix. The truck's self driving autopilot was running out of kryptonite, so our hero Dodge Land must use his mega poggers chad strength to lift the truck and shove it down the AAA intern's throat over the phone. The residents of Fort Worth, a less important version of Dallas, see the strength of our hero Dose Land and bow to him. Texas will be mine.

After taking control of the residents of Dallas Jr with just a flick of his wrist, our world conqueror takes his army to the state house to demand control of Texas or else. They denied, because they thought he was dumb. Little did they know, he would be their. After snapping his fingers and making the governor go bye bye, his army marched into the state house and enacted martial law for all of the Texas area. He had seceded from the federation of planets.

After becoming God-Emperor-Pharaoh of all that He surveys, our hero Doge's Land learns of large fields of magic in the east, especially in Oregon. Our god wants Oregon. He will take oregon. Oregon is his. He will get oregon. Oregon is him. With just a circle motion with his hands, he puts all of Oregon under his control. After he realizes this newfound power of his to override the hopes and dreams of republicans, he puts all of the united provinces under his control. He is now god emperor pharaoh of the new republic of Doge Land.

Interpol notices the looming threat over the world of the least serene republic of Doge Lands, and tries to end our hero. Unfortunately these villains do not get very far because the hive mind detected them the minute they set foot on the land and unfortunately everything in our great republic of Doge Land is part of the hive mind, even the ground, so they join the workforce with 100% free will as soon as they touch down. They realize that they cannot get people on the ground so they try bombing his miles long palace. It does not work. The missiles join the workforce as soon as they touch the ground. His name is joe. he has a wife and 16 children. they all died in honor in war at the battle of banananasguamtlemanlarepubliaornaosnaoslrepublikapolsknarussjastan.

In the end the world creates a device that kills our hero dodse land. However he no clips out of the underworld and destroys the universe so he can create his own. Only a select few survived, and in their sleep they now whisper.

"Doge land for craziest person..."
"Dodge land for crasiist lerson..."
"Dose land for daziest percon..."

i wil continue the programs that tin made during his time as craziest person and you will all participate in them or else you will be _^terminated from my great poggers universe of gigachads.

"After he realizes this newfound power of his to override the hopes and dreams of republicans, he puts all of the united provinces under his control."
one time minister of culture

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yo @Comfed you see this pretender?
ok doge how much did the Majestic-12 pay you to conspire against this honorable position

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yo @Comfed you see this pretender?
ok doge how much did the Majestic-12 pay you to conspire against this honorable position

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"After he realizes this newfound power of his to override the hopes and dreams of republicans, he puts all of the united provinces under his control."
one time minister of culture

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