| King of the Hill |
*destroys the fort of mud and restores the hill to its natural state*
MY HILL!
*knocks you with a baseball bat and tosses you off the hill*
You shall never beat the new ruler of this hill! Woof, woof, I'm a dog I like dogs.
Legislator in the Assembly of the South Pacific. Member of the Island Democratic Party. Former Local Councillor in the South Pacific.
*knocks you with an ICBM*
I am the true ruler of the hill! *makes crown out of grass* The Sakhalinsk Empire, Legislator of the South Pacific
Currently a citizen and legislator of TSP. I am active as Sverigesriket in Europe. Complete Conflict of Interest
*hits you with a MOAB*
I may have probably destroyed most of the hill but... It's mine! Woof, woof, I'm a dog I like dogs.
Legislator in the Assembly of the South Pacific. Member of the Island Democratic Party. Former Local Councillor in the South Pacific.
*hits you with BFR*
No, not anymore! *immolates your corpse for good measure* IT'S MINE! The Sakhalinsk Empire, Legislator of the South Pacific
Currently a citizen and legislator of TSP. I am active as Sverigesriket in Europe. Complete Conflict of Interest
*comes back as a ghost*
*uses paranormal powers to make you fall off* EVEN IF I'M DEAD BUB! Woof, woof, I'm a dog I like dogs.
Legislator in the Assembly of the South Pacific. Member of the Island Democratic Party. Former Local Councillor in the South Pacific.
*regains consciousness, and pulls out the ghostbusting equipment* ahem... *exorcises the ghost and reclaims the hill* this is my hill.
*possesses my dead body*
*blasts you with zombie juice or something* Braaaains - erm...my hill! Woof, woof, I'm a dog I like dogs.
Legislator in the Assembly of the South Pacific. Member of the Island Democratic Party. Former Local Councillor in the South Pacific.
*Pulls out muh trusty shotgun* Normally this is reserved for Grif as a callback to red vs blue but... I'll make this an exception. Midand, meet Boomstick, boomstick meet Midand. *Shoots Midand with the shotgun.* My Hill.
*fires comet into Boomstick*
MY Hill. *breaks the Boomstick* The Sakhalinsk Empire, Legislator of the South Pacific
Currently a citizen and legislator of TSP. I am active as Sverigesriket in Europe. Complete Conflict of Interest |
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