| King of the Hill |
*A blizzard ravages the hill as Frost reconstructs himself from the billowing hail. Frost then encases a Midand within a glacier and sits on a frozen throne.*
Now.... I've reclaimed my throne.
Steals the teleportation device from @Midand and forms an diabolical, but intricate plan.
[Insert Evil Laugh Here] Using the teleporter, he builds a time machine/teleporter that is 20 miles-wide. It travels to Chicxulub, Mexico 66 million years ago to capture the asteroid/comet that killed the dinosaurs. It sends it to the earliest point in history the hill appears, decimating the planet. Using his vast knowledge from working on the device, he rebuilds the hill into a metal super-fortress and scours time and the multiverse for the many versions of him. He also solves all paradoxes and creates a clone/robot army. "Who's OP now?" "Also, my hill, nonexistent people." DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
*time machine materializes beside you*
*Alternate Timeline Midand (just call him ATM (...) for now) crawls out* Stop! What you have done causes the heat death of the universe early for some reason! THINK ON YOUR ACTIONS! *blasts you and the clones to the frontlines of WWII and sits on the throne* And this hill is mine too. Woof, woof, I'm a dog I like dogs.
Legislator in the Assembly of the South Pacific. Member of the Island Democratic Party. Former Local Councillor in the South Pacific.
"But what about my infinite doppelgangers?"
"ATTACK!!!" Takes over the battle-hill and sends people to every possible future, past, present, and multiverse there is to take out @Midand. "He has, never, nor will exist anywhere!" The defenses are increased, using the fabric of space (negative vacuum energy) to power it. Many future technologies are being used (Weapons of Infinite Destruction)." "Ha, now I can rest." DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
*sneaks back into time machine and travels back*
I guess I'll find some more futuristic tech then... *before I leave, I place a small banner saying "It's still my hill Dill"* Woof, woof, I'm a dog I like dogs.
Legislator in the Assembly of the South Pacific. Member of the Island Democratic Party. Former Local Councillor in the South Pacific.
Sends more mercenaries and increases his defenses infinite-fold. Also burns banner and all other versions of it.
"My hill... Always my hill." Develops immortality and invulnerability. DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
Ahem. Now you’re being excessive.
*Frost takes out his signature retcon device and simply restores the hill to its natural beauty. He then puts away the device in a safe place and proceeds to Freeze every last mercenary on the hill creating a beautiful of macabre art exhibit of mercenaries.* What is with you people and destroying MY hill...
Alright, that was a bit much, but come on, it is still MY hill.
Stabs Frost with an ice dagger Irony... This is a nice hill, mind if I build a dome over it? Builds one anyway DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
Yes... quite ironic
*pulls out the ice dagger and stabs dillguy with it. Frost then demolished the dome before lounging on his throne.* My hill
Why destroy the dome? It could have kept you sage...
Drone attacks Frost and makes the so beautiful you would become blind; Builds a self sufficient, enclosed dome complex around the hill DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles |
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