King of the Hill |
*Freezes Dill* my hill
*Unleashes hoards of pickle monsters*
Mine now DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
*Takes out a chainsaw and proceeds to shred the pickle monsters until none remained* My *takes a deep breath* Hill!
Sends IronPickles at Frost
Me Hill of Dill! DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
I... am.... FROST! *Summons an icy blizzard that encases the iron pickles in a thick sheet of snow and ice. Exhausted Frost collapses on the hill and is somewhat buried in the snow, leaving a pretty snowy hill.*
A Challenger Has Approached
A weird looking pickle-human thing goes up to Frost and uses a thot attack Hill of Dill is mine! DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
*Is forcefully awakened from its 44 minute slumber. Frost groggily freezes the weird human pickle thing, takes out a sledge hammer and shatters the ice and creature. Yawning to himself Frost returns to his slumber*
*Uses powers of sunshine to make the hill pretty again*
Sit in fields of dill and cucumbers with me! DylanPickle-
Owner of Harmakmis-Gordista and Carta-Agot Legislator A Cannibal of Pickles
*Turns the hill into cucumber salad* My hill!
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