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*Is arrested by a few dozen drones*
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity! ((Queen) I knew the lyrics would come in handy one day) I like to reminisce with people I don't know!
If you want to play that game you probably should remember what the next verse is.
 *several drones pull out instruments* Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. *throws James in the slammer*
You will let him go.
The Union of Free Individuals hereby grants James diplomatic protection, by right of us having a bigger army then your drones. Let him go, go, go, go, go, go, go...
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts (04-08-2014, 06:26 PM)Farengeto Wrote: For my final days as CJ, I declare it illegal for non-government officials to have cheeseburgers! The TSPLCP opposes this! Liberty to the people! Liberty to cheeseburger-eating! Even if I don't like 'em! But I'll do this as a sign of protest. *Eats pizza shaped like a cheeseburger*. There! Pizzaburger! *Rallys up a lot of troops and protests in Faragento's House/Mansion/Castle/Palace/Hut/Cottage*. Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)
Local Council Member(April 24-August 11) Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)
*Kicks Ryccia's political group out of the LB&G*
*Puts Farengeto's drones in sleep mode, but leaves turrets on* *Slips a bottle through the bars of James cell* The election is over, but we don't know who won yet. Let us drink while we wait!
Im protesting in Faragento's residence, not the bar!
Deputy Regional Minister of the Planning and Development Agency(March 8-May 19, 2014)
Local Council Member(April 24-August 11) Court Justice of TSP(August 15-December 7)
*appears on giant screen outside*
Actually, it's a space station. And if you're protesting outside it... well that should take care of things. But just in case... *presses a few keys on the console in front of him* *array of plasma turrets open and point at protesters* Even from this altitude this kind of weaponry can hit the side of a barn door. *legion of drones are deployed outside with weapons locked* These things are a lot more accurate than a human could ever be. *interior ceiling turret grid activates* No matter where you go, there's at least one camera watching you. *missile tubes open at the bottom of the station* Even if you destroy one of my nukes from here, the EMP could knock out electronics on the national scale. This thing was built to be a fortress, this is all fairly standard stuff. And no matter what you do I can find a non-godmodding way to eliminate your boarding party. I could make you beg for mercy just with my alien-friendly environmental controls. Bring it on. Have a nice day. *display replaced with LB&G advertisment*
You want a fight is that it? Very well. Let Operation Lunar Apocalypse begin! Your station may be mighty, but can it survive being rammed by a massive natural satellite?
*the sunlight vanishes as Ferengeto's station is eclipsed by the moon* Its not too late, repeal the law, release the prisoner, and all of this destruction can be averted. The choice is yours, Chief Justice.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts
At that altitude tidal effects would cause nigh-apocalyptic tides below, and the now unstable moon would break apart and rain an asteroid storm that would create craters the size of countries.
So already it is you who has doomed us all. With shields and thrusters we can probably dodge the large fragments of the shattering moon as it falls down on your nation. Our weapons should clear away the rest. So go ahead, I'm calling your bluff.
*Arrives outside Farengeto's Space Station in a Seraph Class personal shuttle*
So, I heard that this is where the fun Is at now. *Closes outer airlock door and contacts Farengeto with a personal com device* You mind opening the door? |
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