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#221
04-16-2014, 06:06 PM

You've got an ambulance standing by for after I drink these, yes?
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#222
04-16-2014, 06:24 PM

Who need an ambulance when you've got Farengeto?
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#223
04-16-2014, 06:32 PM

Even better, I've got this fancy device which purges alcohol from the body. It's partially for liability when you guys drive home from the bar. ...if you people ever leave.
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#224
04-16-2014, 06:37 PM

Why would we leave? Tounge
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#225
04-16-2014, 06:59 PM

Look whats become of this once peaceful establishment under the iron-fisted rule of the cakists! Agony booths? Heresy? Imprisonment without trial? Where is the freedom, the democracy, the things that make this region great? I see it being trampled upon by the jackboot of cakism!

*An expression of dawning realization occurs*

This must not be allowed to continue!

*Runs over to THE BOX!, and breaks it open, freeing all those trapped inside*

Run! Flee for your lives!

*I turn back to the bar patrons*


As for the rest of you, if you cherish freedom and equality of desserts, join the Ice-creamists Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts by following the link in my signature!

*With that final remark, I disappear in a puff of smoke, a flash of light, and a sound very similar to keys scraping on piano wire... *
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#226
04-16-2014, 07:02 PM

*Looks in the box and makes an expression of disgust on his face*

Please don't open that again, I don't think I'm gonna be able to drink a Bloody Mary for a while now...
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#227
04-16-2014, 07:21 PM

Witness the violence inherent to the system!
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#228
04-16-2014, 07:45 PM

Okay, UFI. *Arrests UFI*. Sorry, cake must not be insulted. And you want a trial? Here. Im the judge. By the power bestowed in me by myself and cake, you are guilty of blasphemy to cake! *Puts UFI in TSP Jail*. Sorry. Nothing makes sense in TSP!
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#229
04-16-2014, 08:02 PM

(04-16-2014, 07:21 PM)The Union of Free Individuals Wrote: Witness the violence inherent to the system!

If you didn't open the box then we wouldn't have to witness what happens to Pie lovers and Anti-Lampshaders.
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#230
04-16-2014, 09:32 PM

Hi guys!
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