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*feels betrayed*
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Gianluca IV Roleplayer (active in TSP since 2016) TSPedia-Author Head Bartender of the Lampshade Bar & Grill Information about my roleplay Pacifica GI-Land, Snolland (Hazelbrust), Guardian of the World Forum, IUFA-FWC/WFWC- and Pacivision Supervisor • Aurora Markatt (Maura)
Barkeep! Please gib me some fresh lava, straight from the volcano! and a side of roasted turkey, please!
Irish coffee for me, please!
Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [Forum Thread] [Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond! Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi. Salma 145:8
"Right up!"
While looking up the recipe for an Irish Coffee once more on his phone, he starts wandering off into the distance with a Minecraft-bucket. Straight up to the volcano he goes while the burning sun of midday is shining on top of his head. He walked for 2 hours straight when he needed to sit down for the first time underneath a palm tree. From inside the bucket he took out a small flask which was filled with cold, fresh, clean water. He took a chuck of it and rested his eyes for two or three minutes, but the sun was too hot for him to feel relaxed. So he decided to move on, resuming walking the path down to what some might call the top of hell. [Skipping the rest of the novel-like adventures of Gianluca, the explorer, because who wants to read that, right?] "Here you are, Phoenix. A bucket of lava and the roast turkey is still inside it. It's marinated in such a way, it can't burn, but gets a nice crust instead. Oh, and your usual order, Seraph! I made it with the freshest ingredients while walking back in here. Believe me, it was quite difficult to get the coffee beans from the natives here. They didn't understand a word I said. Also I'm not sure they liked that I milked their cow for the cream I needed to produce, but....*shrugs* They won't kill me, I hope." Just after serving "the priest" his beverage, someone knocked on the bar's door. As Gianluca turned around, he saw some half-naked native with skin painted in green looking angrily at him, some kind of crossbow in one of his hands. "Oh well...."
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Gianluca IV Roleplayer (active in TSP since 2016) TSPedia-Author Head Bartender of the Lampshade Bar & Grill Information about my roleplay Pacifica GI-Land, Snolland (Hazelbrust), Guardian of the World Forum, IUFA-FWC/WFWC- and Pacivision Supervisor • Aurora Markatt (Maura)
Great, now I'm a backup barkeep
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE
I appreciate your sacrifice for the greater good, mr. barkeep...
*absolutely incinerates the native with a fire blast that incinerates half the Lampshade Bar and Grill because I like fire*
*hugs Gianluca*
Founder of the Church of the South Pacific [Forum Thread] [Discord], a safe place to discuss spirituality for people of all faiths and none (currently looking for those interested in prayer and/or "home" groups);
And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond! Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi. Salma 145:8
*purrs when receiving the hug, but then he remembers this is the wrong rp-setting for it, so he returns back to normal-human*
"Thanks Seraph, I really appreciate this", Gianluca answered with a smile and glimmering hazel eyes. "Anyway", he seats himself between Phoenix and Seraph grabbing a bottle of water and taking a sip from it, "anyone of you having something to report? I heard you moved somewhere else, Mr. Priest?" (Btw, if it's disrespectful, offending or otherwise uncomfortable for you to get nicknamed "Mr. Priest" by this character, Seraph, then please tell me and I'll change that to something else. I don't want to insult anyone here or make anyone uncomfortable!)
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Gianluca IV Roleplayer (active in TSP since 2016) TSPedia-Author Head Bartender of the Lampshade Bar & Grill Information about my roleplay Pacifica GI-Land, Snolland (Hazelbrust), Guardian of the World Forum, IUFA-FWC/WFWC- and Pacivision Supervisor • Aurora Markatt (Maura)
*Disturbs the silence*
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Barkeep, give me some of your best milk
DON'T TOUCH MY PRINGLES
Nuked the hill (sorry for that, Frost <-<) „Known for infuriating spam and a spurious claim to having a conlang, but being alright as it goes.” -Seraph, 2020 |
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