For those of us living in the northern hemisphere, it's the shortest day of the year.  Google actually proclaims it to be the first day of Winter, which is the most ridiculous thing I've heard today.

But not for long, because behind today's Advent Calendar door are your cheesy Christmas jokes!

It doesn't matter where you got them, whether from your Grandad or from a cheap Christmas cracker, just tell them to us straight and we'll have a laugh or a groan accordingly.  The cheesier the better, just try to keep them clean.

Okay, so I'll start with one which I found in my Christmas cracker at a party last night:

What's white and goes up?

[Drum roll]

A confused snowflake!

(You have to wonder if they pay someone to make Christmas cracker jokes...)

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Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.

Salma 145:8

translate

The LORD is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in love.
Psalm 145: 8

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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?




Because it soots him

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What does Santa get if he is stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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